I HAVE A POEM FOR YOU
Once upon a time, there was a game made by riot Good thing it was free, because no one would buy it Yes, here and there, you will get a skin Simply eye candy, when your joy grows thin. We'll get to that later; the happiness aspect. And the talent it takes, to be glad with your ass wrecked.
We'll start first, with the types of players in League A majority of them are far more than vague grieve.
First you have the child. Below fifteen years. Not good enough for gold, and drowns in his tears Either feeds all the lanes if he doesn't have his way Or blames everyone else and calls them all gay
The smurfs and the trolls, here with a joke Going down elo ladders to watch others choke Neglecting the code just 'cause they can Throwing those who try into a frying pan
The ones who are good, but play just for lawls Throwing fights with their titanium balls Never team players, always one versus five WOULD win the game, were they ever alive
"My connection is good!" said one hopeful sap When in truth, always knows that it's crap He'll try once again. For some reason ranked DCs half the game, and four players get spanked
"I've time for one more" said another lost soul Clearly this player's life should never be dull Queues with 20 minutes before job interviews Or has family tell him late plans when they choose
As you can see, there's a lot of good fun In playing with anybody under the sun Just a few examples of what people are like But now, for the good part, Riot's great hike
It's taken years to adjust, Earth's most popular game So give Riot credit, they're not fully to blame Yet after all this time, I have just a few questions Then I'll go back to having post ranked depressions.
Why make new champions and de-focus your time When plenty of old ones are degenerate slime Does this seem familiar? "Won 3 games in a row!" That doesn't seem fair, now lose 6 and a toe.
"We'll make it easy! This game is fun, I swear!" Means even hitting s3 is a triple dog dare. "If that's not enough, have a free box!" But never have the item that makes it unlock
"Don't act like this, we know you love the game" And that's what's disgusting, pathetic and lame So much fun, in what, the plays? When some people are missing out on a raise
The hate is so real and rage undying still the addiction is multiplying go in thinking you'll have a good time come out with a migraine as well as day's prime
Thank you for your time, have a nice day.
