If You're the Only Human Being in a TT Blind Pick...

... yooou might just be a redne- wait no that doesn't follow...

So, I just had a 3s match on a low level account where I went runaan's and bork after wooglet's on soraka, going ad-push once I realized the rest of the players in the game WEREN'T ACTUAL PEOPLE.

The two people on my team just pathed through spider and suicided under enemy towers while proxying top (something I've seen recently on another 3s match, also on left team.) Meanwhile, the enemy team just kept aa-pushing botlane, ignoring me while I banana'd them to death. Literally, the karthus never put a lvl in w. AOE never showed in his passive. He just kept aa-pushing with everyone else on his team in botlane. I went 26/1/5 (got distracted while autoing them to death on their platform around the time they finally stopped moving.)

I suspect these level-farmers are populating the queues with a ton of bots late at night where it's unlikely they'll be queued with any actual players. A bot's not gonna report a bot, right? I know I just posted a thread asking about bot prevalence, but this one bot match deserved its own. Why am I the only human being in a blind pick? This shouldn't be a question that even comes up. This crappy, pathetic, easily-identifiable bot behavior should be programmably detectable and flagged.

I suppose if nobody cares what happens in lower level matches, Riot won't earn money investing money to fix this. sigh, I'm sorry, but this is just pitiful to see. Guess I now know the crappy side of matchmaking (no, elo-hell doesn't count, that's not an actual thing people. Get over your self-proclaiming-of-under-certified-proskillz.)