Dear Riot: Enough with the Flash elements and crazy scripts

Exactly what it says on the tin. Went to look at the Shurima page, and it keeps failing in various ways all tracking back to the billion flash elements and other scripts on the page. Can't watch the video on the page because the page is so choked with sh**. Can't read the character bios because they roll off the page and you've locked my scrolling. I get it, you want to make the pages with your terrible new lore all fancy and shiny, but that all falls apart if I can't actually use them. So please stop. (EDIT: Minor edit for foul language. Still mad, but I think I recall a profanity rule here.)