Add a "Report Jungler for no ganks option"

Wasabo··552 votes·14,894 views

And whoever clicks that option is instabanned.

188 Comments

Rozzeta140 votes

Was about to downvote you, then read the post. Nicely done.

Veccy20 votes

He got me too. Well played.

Calyxx10 votes

Came in here full of rage... and then saw your comment lol

Kivolan98 votes

Oh god I was about to rage so hard until I opened the topic.

+1 good sir

brad7 votes

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Oh god I was about to rage so hard until I opened the topic.

+1 good sir

literally straight out of tumblr

plz go back we dont want you

missinggrave18 votes

Because everyone from certain social media sites are awful people of some sort that shouldn't be accepted into other forms of media involving common interests.

LeeDark4 votes

Yes, exactly that. Every heard of 4chan?

Hi Im Leona4 votes

Tumblr is home of the crazy fucking Femanists.

Nuff said. Not even teemo would scout that area, from how toxic it is.

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missinggrave7 votes

EDIT: I am erasing this strictly because while I find it necessary to bring up important information behind what I believe in, it appears to be distracting people a bit TOO much from the initial subject.

ShadowRumia1 votes

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I sure hope when you say "crazy *** feminists" you really do mean over-the-top feminists. Since, you know, feminism as a concept and its common practice is beneficial to most of society. Now if you really do mean to imply those who go to extremes under the cover of the practice, I understand, but still don't agree with how you stereotype certain media to hold such specific audiences only. After all, there has been some pretty outlandish arguments on things involving the Kayle splash art change (( ON THIS SITE )) that not even I could find logic in despite me agreeing with their general statement. It's really just dependent on what a website's target audience is and where you look. On a social networking site, it's a very broad audience which can end up with some things you don't agree with - whether or not it's justified - strictly because you happened to walk across it once or twice. It's not the site most of the time, it's where you look.

what the f.........what? umm wrong thread?

missinggrave7 votes

I reply as replied to. Though I would normally not address such issues, I will bring them up accordingly when brought up.

SirFeedselot3 votes

The good spirited goals of feminism could be reached via egalitarianism.

Feminism by nature is only concerned with the benefit of women, this naturally leads it to be as destructive as any other bias created through special interest groups. Example:

Last Decembers job reports show that of the 74,000 jobs added to the U.S. economy in December, ALL OF THEM went to women.

Kapppaccino2 votes

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The good spirited goals of feminism could be reached via egalitarianism.

Feminism by nature is only concerned with the benefit of women, this naturally leads it to be as destructive as any other bias created through special interest groups. Example:

Last Decembers job reports show that of the 74,000 jobs added to the U.S. economy in December, ALL OF THEM went to women.

Feminism made my friend turn into a male hating psycho .-. Everything in moderation ladies and gentlemen. Even beliefs and ideals

SirFeedselot3 votes

Good luck with the majority on that. Feminism is "good things" right now so regardless of the facts or situation anything negative aimed at it will eventually be yelled down.

Also anyone who upvoted me is probably racist for good measure.

Cerbearus38 votes

"WHY DIDN'T YOU GANK?!?!" Well you have been pushing all game and you are dead more often than not..."IT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GANK FOR ME AND I GOT CAMPED"

Stephenizgod19 votes

Yea thats true, you cant constantly be overextended and not warding and bitching about the enemy jungler. I got some advice for you: Do you know why the enemy jungler keeps ganking you? Its because you are pushed to their turret everytime you get into lane and he knows you dont f*cking ward or pay attention. Now how would you remedy this other then blame me? I suggest warding and not pushing...

You need to understand the jungler needs time to farm up, not every jungler can instagank you after taking a camp. Ganking is not up to them, it is up to you. They do not create the situation they help you when you set it up. If you cant setup the situation or dont help them when they gank, then stop crying like a baby. Its your fault if they cant gank for you and now look not only are you useless but they arnt getting fed because they have no kill/assists. Everyone thinks the jungler is a miracle that makes everything right, no... if you want a gank to happen you gotta do most the work to allow it to happen. Oh and one of the easiest things you can do to help your jungler gank.... WARDS!!!!

On the flip-side when im Top lane, im not pushed or pushing or even actually near the middle of the lane lol... you see ive warded quite well actually, you know this because you have constant vision of the jungler who has set up camp up here in my lane. Ive died yet again at my turret, the helpful little green skull shows you exactly where i died, its true just look under the turret everytime you see ive died ;D. NOW EITHER TAKE DRAGON, GET BOT UNBELIEVABLE FED, OR GET THE F*CK UP HERE AND HELP ME.... you are part of the team, i am part of the team, we are teammates now lets act like it. I need help, there is nothing i can do as i have already done everything i can, its not my fault if i lose lane because there is 2 people in my lane, one of which constantly has blue and red buff.

I dont mind losing lane because im being camped, but if you dont take advantage of the fact their jungler is butt buddies with my top lane opponent then it is entirely your fault i lost lane. You could have helped, you could have taken dragon to give me some help, you could counter-jungle so he cant sit top all game without farming, you can help ADC get fed, you can even help mid kill their lane so they can come top... if you are doing none of this idc what the situation is it is your fault, you are useless (no offense ;D) and their jungler isnt.

^Lol someone who is tired of both situations (I dont jungle ever for this very reason, but it irks me when a teammate blames the jungler for their own incompetence)

CheckMyDoubles10 votes

Fantastic post, would upvote again.

10/10

I can't count how many games I have people rage on me that it's MY fault they lost their lane.

Hi Im Leona4 votes

it's always the junglers fault

Taarki1 votes

I love when people go 0-3 by 5 minutes before their jungler is even level 4, and then blame it on the jungler, saying that the enemy jungler camped them when in reality the enemy jungler never ganked yet.

Doom Brownies2 votes

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I love when people go 0-3 by 5 minutes before their jungler is even level 4, and then blame it on the jungler, saying that the enemy jungler camped them when in reality the enemy jungler never ganked yet.

It's even more irritating when you're playing a champ like Diana who truly shines at level 6, not at level 3. You just want to farm to level 6 because you want your juicy ult but people can't stop dying long enough to let you do anything.

It's like they think that somehow trading in the same way against the same person that they've died to five times will somehow have a different outcome.

Yandere Carry10 votes

Prepare yourselves for the jungle main circlejerk.

Pandemic Punch4 votes

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Prepare yourselves for the jungle main circlejerk.

And the rest of the mains will be very VERY jealous.

FarRockBF9 votes

Not always. I was in a PLACEMENT MATCH last night where our Garen jungle (yes you read that right) did not gank mid ONCE. I asked him why and he responded "mid is Leblanc she has an escape; no point trying".

I asked: "So what did you play a jungler with no CC"

He responded: "Lol @ Annie, calm down its a fking game".

So no OP, dumb option. Jungler has a purpose and its not to farm jungle, its to help map control, awareness, and yes, lanes.

Mecha MaIphite14 votes

Most people who whine about no ganks also happen to be the ones who have this mentality of "Oh no, I fed my laner! Better overextend so their jungler can get some too!"

Lord Imrhial3 votes

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Most people who whine about no ganks also happen to be the ones who have this mentality of "Oh no, I fed my laner! Better overextend so their jungler can get some too!"

Well as my grandpa said, Sharing is caring :)

Tis a nice day5 votes

to be fair leblanc is one of the harder mid-laners to gank with her snare and escape (double escape at lvl 6). With that said, even if the jungler can't kill mid lane, swinging by for a quick gank now and then to dish out a bit of damage is always nice.

Ronnie Law14 votes

Cool story.

So question.

When the jungler has a near 0% likelihood of pulling off a gank, and a lane reset would essentially do nothing, what is the point of maintaining a presence?

Is it to draw the enemy jungler to mid to equalize?

IMO, this is the OPPOSITE of what you want to be doing to help your mid laner. If you are stuck in an outclassed mid lane, the biggest thing that makes it worse is the enemy jungler showing up and camping your lane.

Best option, create play in the other lanes.

Why?

First, mid already lost lane. That's just the way it is. Trying to turn that over when you can't is just going to make things worse.

Second, your other lanes are where the only possible balance correction can come from. Mid loses lane but Bot wins lane, this means that while there are usually imbalances of who is at what power spike at what times, there is at least an equilibrium maintained.

You can still come back, you just need your AD carry to be able to deal with their fed Mid.

That is the winning situation you need to play for.

If you camp mid instead, then the enemy jungler, and possibly bot/top/both will show up to equalize, looking for a pick and an opportunity to take dragon uncontested to boot.

This isn't to say that mid is always ungankable or that there is no way to equalize, but rather, that SOMETIMES that situation DOES exist and not only do you need to realize that, but so does your team.

Mid needs to triage the damage and not feed more. Bot needs to make plays and win lane. Top needs to be ready to cover mid or possibly show up bot, or even leverage carry status from their lane opponent.

If mid is losing, by the time they usually understand that they are losing, it is already too late to save it. IMO this is part of the nature of the lane.

Lots of nukes and a general and innate level advantage. When that is exacerbated by feeding, you are fighting an uphill battle to equalize, and SHOULD you fail, then it will just be that much worse.

TL:DR It isn't the Junglers fault you lost lane, it isn't the Junglers fault you fed and it isn't the Junglers job to win your lane for you.

The Junglers purpose is to pop into lanes that are winnable, taking advantage of opportunities to create gains on objectives.

Kijinx3 votes

You deserve every single up vote in the world

Major Sparkles19 votes

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Not always. I was in a PLACEMENT MATCH last night where our Garen jungle (yes you read that right) did not gank mid ONCE. I asked him why and he responded "mid is Leblanc she has an escape; no point trying".

I asked: "So what did you play a jungler with no CC"

He responded: "Lol @ Annie, calm down its a fking game".

So no OP, dumb option. Jungler has a purpose and its not to farm jungle, its to help map control, awareness, and yes, lanes.

So.... junglers aren't supposed to farm the jungle? Mind=blown

Hi Im Leona4 votes

To be fair, he didn't even try. Yet we don't know the cirsumstances of the game. Maybe Annie isn't even capable enough to stun that Leblanc .

junglerboy165 votes

I was about to down vote this when I read the title on the list, decided to check about it, and reconsidered. Have a +1 Cookie item 2010

Learn 2 Swim5 votes

I stopped playing ranked all together for almost half a year and focused on having fun in ARAM.

Started doing my placements yesterday. First game was a 4v5, happens. Second game had me on major tilt because of crap like this.

I was 5-0-4 at about 22-25 minutes and for some reason people in gold all of a sudden take it upon themselves to roam an unwarded enemy jungle for no reason. I try to counter this by buying a sightstone and this just made them go even further into the enemy jungle. They took a huge lead and just died while outnumbered 5x in a row. By the end of the game I was told "you farm too much" "you don't know how to jg" and telling me how to itemize a champion I have 400 games with.

With the massive Lee Sin favoritism (10-15 junglers nerfed this season, Lee doesnt get touched when hes always been #1 wtf??) combined with massive idiots in ranked AND Riot putting so many anti snowball mechanics in the game to handicap good players and reward the team who has the fewest morons. I just cannot touch SR anymore.

meohmichael5 votes

Was upset until I clicked the thread.

10/10

TeemoJenkins4 votes

/giggle

Spacesuit Spiff3 votes

Sure my jungler has been practically laning with me trying to keep that Swain I'm feeding from becoming god, but I got ganked once so gg got camped

Budupops3 votes

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Wasabo6 votes

Actually, I posted this on Reddit.

It was deleted for "being a meme/joke"

ChrisB53 votes

Let me just say this... What we need are more videos teaching people not ONLY how to jungle/gank, but how to HELP the JUNGLER. Let's face it... I've had some great junglers, and great laners. I've also had shitty laners and shitty junglers.

Junglers: If you have the time, HELP your lanes. It's not difficult to find the time to help a lane out. You may not be able to help everyone, but try. If a lane needs to go back to base and his lane is in trouble, HELP. If you see the enemy jungle camping bot lane, HELP. And hey, when you do help, as long as you don't take the kill, grab some cs. You deserve it.

Laners: Stop being dicks to your junglers, k? And you know what? Jungle sometimes needs your help too! Is your jungle being ganked? HELP. It's not difficult, will help keep your jungle safe, and in turn allow your jungle to gank! All too many times have I been jungle, counter jungled, and lanes don't help despite my cries in ping/chat form. Then I've had lanes who JUMPED to help me and we get a free kill! So... you either let the enemy steal your jungle's farm, or free kill. I'll take the kill thank you very much. Also, do NOT expect your jungle to camp only your lane. Hey, there are three lanes and two jungles (four if we're counting each quarter as it's own jungle). Calm down and let jungle help the lanes who need it most. OH and if a jungle wants to help you, STOP PUSHING YOUR DAMN LANE. I can't express how upset this makes me. I'll get ready to gank, and the lane decides just then to push. Let THEM push PLEASE. Then I leave and they rage "why'd you leave?!" "Why'd you push moron!" The only exception to this is if you want a tower destroyed.

Both: So help each other, stop expecting the jungle to be everywhere at once, and use the power of teamwork! And laners, don't be afraid to gank other lanes if it feels right. If top is pushed so far up you can't do anything anyways, go help out mid real quick. Or hey, if you're Teemo top and you've got a pushed lane, go shroom the enemy jungle and leave 'em a nice surprise. But everything considered, be a team player.

BiggerBurgger3 votes

LeeSin Where is top lane? I cant find it.

Deviate2 votes

I don't need ganks as a laner, but 35-40 minutes of afk farming, refusing to split-push, refusing to group, refusing to help with dragon or towers. That shit should be bannable.

Memejerdomo6 votes

Refusal to communicate.

Zombiephil2 votes

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And whoever clicks that option is instabanned.

Also add a "Kill Stealing" option.

And whoever clicks that is also instabanned.

Master Yi [All]: report shen for ks please Enemy [All]: k Master Yi and Enemy: enjoy ur ban shen Shen: (thinks to himself) lol noobs enjoy YOUR bans

Should get the message about Kill Secure and Teamwork across.

ShadowRumia2 votes

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Also add a "Kill Stealing" option.

And whoever clicks that is also instabanned.

Master Yi [All]: report shen for ks please Enemy [All]: k Master Yi and Enemy: enjoy ur ban shen Shen:

Should get the message about Kill Secure and Teamwork across.

obvious troll is trolling. ksing is not kill secure. if I solo a kill and you run up and last hit the champ then say kill secure you are trolling and I am well within my rights to not want to help you in any capacity.

Champion Skin3 votes

That is making your team earn 50% more gold from assists (given no other friendly champion had already hit that enemy)

Yash Gautam2 votes

I was like what's wrong with this person and the read it. Nicely played. Sometimes jgDrMundo ganks when and where he pleases, you know?

Ada Wong2 votes

Refusing to gank.

1.) as a jungler ( I make the decisions on what needs to be ganked and what needs to not be ganked.

2.) You want ganks, You need to understand how to place a vision ward in your TRI-Bush and destroy enemy wards.

3.) You need to understand that ( You will need to be aware of the map, and land a disable on the enemy team when I am going in depending on if I am playing a jungler with such. (During lane phase)

4.) Refusing to follow up will result in me not actively ganking a lot instead you will need to group for fights.

5.) Demanding that I Gank will likely result in me feeding your lane.

6.) You must understand how my champion works, and how to fight in jungle rather than in lane forcing objectives.

7.) You must understand flash over wall engage concept when to fight under turret when out numbered and when to not push how and where to engage fights.

Higher Elo a lot of this is just common sense but lower elo players blame JG all the time and they are the ones at fault.

Don't like the above, better just let me solo lane.

The problem with this option is that players would abuse it after throwing a game themselves then blame the jungler.

XxAnsemTheWisexX2 votes

I cringed at the title until I opened the thread. <3

RainofBlackTears2 votes

Well.. cant let this be announced to the whole player base for obvious reasons..

Quick rito delete it and add the option before it gets too out of hand

SnowFall2 votes

I know right. When I pick jungler, I set a goal for myself to farm all day and somehow make it to lategame. I just don't get all the complaining about no ganks, I mean, if they want to win their lane, they should be doing that without any help.

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