Add a "Report Jungler for no ganks option"
And whoever clicks that option is instabanned.
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Was about to downvote you, then read the post. Nicely done.
Oh god I was about to rage so hard until I opened the topic.
+1 good sir
"WHY DIDN'T YOU GANK?!?!" Well you have been pushing all game and you are dead more often than not..."IT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GANK FOR ME AND I GOT CAMPED"
Yea thats true, you cant constantly be overextended and not warding and bitching about the enemy jungler. I got some advice for you: Do you know why the enemy jungler keeps ganking you? Its because you are pushed to their turret everytime you get into lane and he knows you dont f*cking ward or pay attention. Now how would you remedy this other then blame me? I suggest warding and not pushing...
You need to understand the jungler needs time to farm up, not every jungler can instagank you after taking a camp. Ganking is not up to them, it is up to you. They do not create the situation they help you when you set it up. If you cant setup the situation or dont help them when they gank, then stop crying like a baby. Its your fault if they cant gank for you and now look not only are you useless but they arnt getting fed because they have no kill/assists. Everyone thinks the jungler is a miracle that makes everything right, no... if you want a gank to happen you gotta do most the work to allow it to happen. Oh and one of the easiest things you can do to help your jungler gank.... WARDS!!!!
On the flip-side when im Top lane, im not pushed or pushing or even actually near the middle of the lane lol... you see ive warded quite well actually, you know this because you have constant vision of the jungler who has set up camp up here in my lane. Ive died yet again at my turret, the helpful little green skull shows you exactly where i died, its true just look under the turret everytime you see ive died ;D. NOW EITHER TAKE DRAGON, GET BOT UNBELIEVABLE FED, OR GET THE F*CK UP HERE AND HELP ME.... you are part of the team, i am part of the team, we are teammates now lets act like it. I need help, there is nothing i can do as i have already done everything i can, its not my fault if i lose lane because there is 2 people in my lane, one of which constantly has blue and red buff.
I dont mind losing lane because im being camped, but if you dont take advantage of the fact their jungler is butt buddies with my top lane opponent then it is entirely your fault i lost lane. You could have helped, you could have taken dragon to give me some help, you could counter-jungle so he cant sit top all game without farming, you can help ADC get fed, you can even help mid kill their lane so they can come top... if you are doing none of this idc what the situation is it is your fault, you are useless (no offense ;D) and their jungler isnt.
^Lol someone who is tired of both situations (I dont jungle ever for this very reason, but it irks me when a teammate blames the jungler for their own incompetence)
Prepare yourselves for the jungle main circlejerk.
Fantastic post, would upvote again.
10/10
I can't count how many games I have people rage on me that it's MY fault they lost their lane.
Not always. I was in a PLACEMENT MATCH last night where our Garen jungle (yes you read that right) did not gank mid ONCE. I asked him why and he responded "mid is Leblanc she has an escape; no point trying".
I asked: "So what did you play a jungler with no CC"
He responded: "Lol @ Annie, calm down its a fking game".
So no OP, dumb option. Jungler has a purpose and its not to farm jungle, its to help map control, awareness, and yes, lanes.
I stopped playing ranked all together for almost half a year and focused on having fun in ARAM.
Started doing my placements yesterday. First game was a 4v5, happens. Second game had me on major tilt because of crap like this.
I was 5-0-4 at about 22-25 minutes and for some reason people in gold all of a sudden take it upon themselves to roam an unwarded enemy jungle for no reason. I try to counter this by buying a sightstone and this just made them go even further into the enemy jungle. They took a huge lead and just died while outnumbered 5x in a row. By the end of the game I was told "you farm too much" "you don't know how to jg" and telling me how to itemize a champion I have 400 games with.
With the massive Lee Sin favoritism (10-15 junglers nerfed this season, Lee doesnt get touched when hes always been #1 wtf??) combined with massive idiots in ranked AND Riot putting so many anti snowball mechanics in the game to handicap good players and reward the team who has the fewest morons. I just cannot touch SR anymore.
I was about to down vote this when I read the title on the list, decided to check about it, and reconsidered. Have a +1 Cookie 
Was upset until I clicked the thread.
10/10
/giggle
Let me just say this... What we need are more videos teaching people not ONLY how to jungle/gank, but how to HELP the JUNGLER. Let's face it... I've had some great junglers, and great laners. I've also had shitty laners and shitty junglers.
Junglers: If you have the time, HELP your lanes. It's not difficult to find the time to help a lane out. You may not be able to help everyone, but try. If a lane needs to go back to base and his lane is in trouble, HELP. If you see the enemy jungle camping bot lane, HELP. And hey, when you do help, as long as you don't take the kill, grab some cs. You deserve it.
Laners: Stop being dicks to your junglers, k? And you know what? Jungle sometimes needs your help too! Is your jungle being ganked? HELP. It's not difficult, will help keep your jungle safe, and in turn allow your jungle to gank! All too many times have I been jungle, counter jungled, and lanes don't help despite my cries in ping/chat form. Then I've had lanes who JUMPED to help me and we get a free kill! So... you either let the enemy steal your jungle's farm, or free kill. I'll take the kill thank you very much. Also, do NOT expect your jungle to camp only your lane. Hey, there are three lanes and two jungles (four if we're counting each quarter as it's own jungle). Calm down and let jungle help the lanes who need it most. OH and if a jungle wants to help you, STOP PUSHING YOUR DAMN LANE. I can't express how upset this makes me. I'll get ready to gank, and the lane decides just then to push. Let THEM push PLEASE. Then I leave and they rage "why'd you leave?!" "Why'd you push moron!" The only exception to this is if you want a tower destroyed.
Both: So help each other, stop expecting the jungle to be everywhere at once, and use the power of teamwork! And laners, don't be afraid to gank other lanes if it feels right. If top is pushed so far up you can't do anything anyways, go help out mid real quick. Or hey, if you're Teemo top and you've got a pushed lane, go shroom the enemy jungle and leave 'em a nice surprise. But everything considered, be a team player.
Sure my jungler has been practically laning with me trying to keep that Swain I'm feeding from becoming god, but I got ganked once so gg got camped
Where is top lane? I cant find it.
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Refusing to gank.
1.) as a jungler ( I make the decisions on what needs to be ganked and what needs to not be ganked.
2.) You want ganks, You need to understand how to place a vision ward in your TRI-Bush and destroy enemy wards.
3.) You need to understand that ( You will need to be aware of the map, and land a disable on the enemy team when I am going in depending on if I am playing a jungler with such. (During lane phase)
4.) Refusing to follow up will result in me not actively ganking a lot instead you will need to group for fights.
5.) Demanding that I Gank will likely result in me feeding your lane.
6.) You must understand how my champion works, and how to fight in jungle rather than in lane forcing objectives.
7.) You must understand flash over wall engage concept when to fight under turret when out numbered and when to not push how and where to engage fights.
Higher Elo a lot of this is just common sense but lower elo players blame JG all the time and they are the ones at fault.
Don't like the above, better just let me solo lane.
The problem with this option is that players would abuse it after throwing a game themselves then blame the jungler.
I cringed at the title until I opened the thread. <3
Well.. cant let this be announced to the whole player base for obvious reasons..
Quick rito delete it and add the option before it gets too out of hand
I know right. When I pick jungler, I set a goal for myself to farm all day and somehow make it to lategame. I just don't get all the complaining about no ganks, I mean, if they want to win their lane, they should be doing that without any help.
I don't need ganks as a laner, but 35-40 minutes of afk farming, refusing to split-push, refusing to group, refusing to help with dragon or towers. That shit should be bannable.
And whoever clicks that option is instabanned.
Also add a "Kill Stealing" option.
And whoever clicks that is also instabanned.
Master Yi [All]: report shen for ks please Enemy [All]: k Master Yi and Enemy: enjoy ur ban shen Shen: (thinks to himself) lol noobs enjoy YOUR bans
Should get the message about Kill Secure and Teamwork across.
I was like what's wrong with this person and the read it. Nicely played. Sometimes jg
ganks when and where he pleases, you know?