matchmaking + trolling = winning

with matchmaking you are going to lose about 50% of your games. that is just a fact. every single player loses half from bronze to diamond. there is no way around it...or so i thought.

i have found a way to win a much higher percentage. the answer is trolling. when i troll every other game, the games i actually play i can win a very high %. this is the way to beat the matchmaking system. games where you are trolling don't really feel like losses either since you were trying to lose anyway.

i recommend trolling every time you get the red side and trying to win from blue. it just makes it easier to keep track. if you are worried about getting reported feel free to be sneaky about it. 'oops i forgot to never gank a lane and missed every team fight. my bad' stuff like that. it can be its own interesting side game. trying to lose without your teammates figuring out what you are up to.

with my system you are sure to win a very high % of games from the blue side. and now the red side losses are wins too! yay!