When playing Bard and seeing his cinematic, I feel that I should have a neutral bias...

I'm compelled to believe I should have a neutral bias to the fielded champions, and that in the only way possible to express that bias, is that I should struggle to maintain a zero sum difference in both teams numbers.

Could this be our first troll champ? I'm waiting for the day there will be the 11th champ, that basically screws everyone's day up during the game.