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Second most useless post I've made : my thoughts on the sexual orientation of each champion

Janna mìd·4/21/2017, 9:35:43 PM·4 votes·742 views

So if you ALWAYS wanted to know whether or not a totally unknown person you very probably don't care about thinks your main is gay, well you might like this post

(Uh also don't take it personally if I ever say stuff like super gay, it's just as good and as bad as being super straight or just straight/gay or bi)

AND IT'S JUST FOR FUN IT IMPLIES NOTHING (cuz this is really fun indeed :D) (:D) (:D) (;D)

Aatrox I don't really know this champ, but i'm pretty sure all he cares about is battle and war so i'm gonna say asexual and aromantic (so no sexual orientation and interest in sentimentals relationships)

Ahri With the way she charms everyone, i'm pretty sure she's bi/pan/omnisexual (i'm gonna just say bi it's shorter)

Akali Straight for dah Shenpai

Alistar He's basically a cow so I'm a bit uneasy trying to judge his sexual orientation but I'm gonna say straight too

Amumu Isn't he supposed to have the mentality of a child ? Cuz well when you're a child you pretty much have no idea of your real sexual orientation so I can't tell

Anivia Same as Alistar (ye she's totally a cow that makes sense (: )

Annie Well just like Amumu

Ashe Straight (I know that she married trynda politically but I like the idea that they might like each other and well idk i just don't feel like she's bi)

AurelionSol Might be bi, but I'm not sure if there's anyone that he finds attractive so might be asexual, I still feel like he can be interested in relationships (he says sometimes Love is as real a force as gravity. Try it once in a while)

Azir Gay, idk why i just don't really imagine him with a woman

Bard No f idea

Blitzcrank Does he even have an idea of what a gender is to start with ? He probably doesn't have a defined sexual orientation

Brand Asexual and aromantic since he's in this state (i always imagined his older self as gay tho)

Braum Gay, he totally got the gay vibes of a bear

Caitlyn Straight but gay for Vi (well everyone is gay for Vi for especially her)

Camille Straight, despite the scissors

Cassiopeia Straight too

Chogath Well asexual and aromantic, just like every void creature I feel like, I would be surprised if some of the void creatures were interested in sex/relationships

Corki For some reason I don't feel like he's bi, but I can't decide between gay or straight

Darius Bi, I can't explain but bi

Diana Lesbian, we all know that (Leona )

DrMundo Asexual and aromantic (i might be a bit wrong about my memories of his lore though)

Draven Well draven-sexual

Ekko Straight

Elise I totally see her as the woman that dominate each man she has relationships with but is softer with women she likes (so bi)

Evelynn Same as Elise

Ezreal Straight (like really straight) with a creepy interest in Lux

Fiddlesticks Just like Blitzcrank

Fiora She's the most lesbian of the lesbians in league to me and I luv it

Fizz I again have no idea, but I feel like he might be on the gay side

Galio Was gay before his rework, now towersexual

Gangplank Straight

Garen Straight with a very creepy interest in Lux

Gnar I don't really imagine him having a relationship with anyone so I guess I'm gonna say asexual and aromantic

Gragas Bi, he got some bear vibes but I feel like he likes women too

Graves Gay (the bear vibes at it again). And for TF

Hecarim Well I have no idea again sorry heca mains

Heimerdinger Bi

Illaoi Straight af

Irelia Straight again

Ivern well first eww, and then I would say bi

Janna Either straight or bi

JarvanIV Straight (but sometimes I think he's gay, it varies)

Jax Gay for panth

Jayce Straight

Jhin I feel like he's more interested in killing people doing art than in relationships. Bi tho

Jinx I feel like she's way more interested in destruction than in anything else, I'm gonna say asexual then (I still she can fall in love with people though so not aromantic)

Kalista No idea again

Karma Straight

Karthus Straight

Kassadin Bi

Katarina Bi

Kayle Straight

Kennen I have still no idea which gender it is but that disgusting thing likes women

Khazix Well asexual and aromantic (void creature)

Kindred Asexual and aromantic again

Kled Gay (there's not a lot of straight dudes for me in league)

KogMaw Asexual and aromantic

Leblanc Leblanc is the second most lesbian among the lesbians in league, I mean even her name express it (there's a good reason why there's an l e b a and **n **in leblanc and lesbian, trust me

LeeSin I wouldn't be surprised if he's straight but he'll have an hard time being attracted to anyone since he can't see people, too bad (gay for shenpai tho)

Leona Lesbian (Diana )

Lissandra Lesbian too

Lucian Well I already can't say he's gay since he got a wife he dearly loved (i mean a gay dude can fell in love with a woman or a straight dude with a man, i know but I don't wanna make it too complicated), so I'll say straight

Lulu Bi

Lux Straight with a worrying and creepy interest in Garen

Malphite Gay, he loves everything that rocks solid (Galio )

Malzahar Straight

Maokai Straight again

MasterYi Gay for LeeSin and Yasuo (don't ask me why), straight otherwise

MissFortune I feel like she's more into dudes, but I'm not sure if she's straight or not

Mordekaiser He's pretty gay

Morgana I don't really know, but I feel like the relationships she has with people last really really long

Nami Straight

Nasus Uh, just like Corki

Nautilus I honestly have no idea

Nidalee Bestiality (Rengar )

Nocturne I guess asexual and aromantic

Nunu I have no idea for Willump (that the yeti's name right ?) and nunu is still a child so he doesn't have a defined one probably

Olaf Gay

Orianna Doesn't she have 0 interest in relationships ?

Pantheon Extremely gay, I have no doubt about it

Poppy Straight af

Quinn Bi, I would say

Rakan Just like Ahri

Rammus It's a total enigma

RekSai Skarner sexual

Renekton Straight

Rengar well Nidalee (that's still bestiality nah ? kinda gross)

Riven I ship her with cancer but she's cancer too, so she's self-sexual in some way (not like draven tho)

Rumble Straight, we all know how much he loves Tristana

Ryze Gay

Sejuani I would say bi personally, but there's nothing that made me think that

Shaco I don't think he'll be able to be in a relationship

Shen All the dudes are gay for shenpai, and all the girls straight for him, and in front of this surge of love he doesn't pick a side. Bi

Shyvana Straight (JarvanIV right ?)

Singed Gay

Sion Again I feel like there's a lack of interest in relationships

Sivir Lesbian af

Skarner well RekSai

Sona Bi

Soraka Straight

Swain Gay

Syndra Lesbian again, she doesn't need more balls and I'm sorry to say it but I think Zed is one of the most awful ship

TahmKench Probably straight

Taliyah Straight again (but I also think her with Ekko is an horrible ship)

Talon Straight for Kata, but she friendzoned him (that how I want the things to be cuz I'm a bitch kinda)

Taric He might be bi, but I don't think he recognize himself with that, he's just searching for beauty after all right ?

Teemo Straight for Tristana again

Thresh No idea, might be asexual and aromantic tho

Tristana For me she has interest in Teemo , Rumble and Poppy (cuz i ship it) so she's bi and polygamous (?)

Trundle Either gay, bi or straight

Tryndamere Straight (for the same reason as Ashe)

TwistedFate Gay (especially for Graves, i ship them together)

Twitch He's a rat, I don't wanna imagine anything about this, but i would say straight

Udyr Bi or gay

Urgot He just wanna die

Varus Gay

Vayne I honestly don't know

Veigar Uh, I would say he's not really interested in relationships, but still more into dudes

Velkoz Well asexual and aromantic again

Vi Everyone is gay for Vi (even dudes cuz that makes sense), I know that, but her sexual orientation is a mystery though. I still don't think she's straight for one reason Caitlyn

Viktor Straight

Vladimir Gay

Volibear Gay

Warwick Gay

MonkeyKing He's aids and he's straight that's all I can say

Xayah Straight (Before release, I wanted her to friendzone Rakan but I'm not blind she's flirting with him)

Xerath Gay

XinZhao Straight

Yasuo I don't wanna even take a second to write about this thing but I already said I shipped him with Riven (straight, so)

Yorick I don't really know

Zac Gay af

Zed Less gay than Pantheon but really close. He's a fuckboi also

Ziggs I honestly don't know so I'm not gonna do a bet

Zilean Really really straight (but not interested in anyone because no human match his age)

Zyra I don't think she's interested in relationships, or at least for now, but if she ever becomes interested, I would go for bi

Well that's it, I hope it was interesting (but probably not, i just love making useless posts), if you wanna tell me your thoughts about the gayness/straightness of your mains well don't hesitate

11 Comments

MinaZer04/21/2017, 9:42:35 PM2 votes

this post is underrated already..

and i think Azir is gay because of how flamboyant his dance spam is (that wierd jumping jack thing) Fun Fact: in some countries/ regions "bird" means gay

Critmaster Garen4/22/2017, 3:01:40 AM2 votes

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Garen Straight with a very creepy interest in Lux

Katarina not lux. the romantic attraction between both of them is hinted in multiple parts of the game. some champions even have special quotes for them.

its just a weird fan fetish some people have, why they say lux is into her brother.

Camille Straight, despite the scissors

ok, i spilled my drink.

Dokkaebi4/21/2017, 11:35:49 PM1 votes

Blitzcrank runs a dating service so I'm pretty sure he knows what a gender is.

Shonjl4/22/2017, 7:10:46 AM1 votes

Prior to the lore change, no one really knew if Garen and Lux were into each other or siblings, but now its 100% they are siblings.

The only 2 canon ships are Kat and Garen, and the new champs, Rakan and Xayah.

On post though, christ you have a ton of people you think are gay, I can understand some but nearly ever male champ you said was gay, woulda been a more entertaining idle read if it actually had some variety. Like how do you think the Yordles are gay? Or Voli or Trundle for crying out loud?

Honestly for an actual listing, a good like 50% are probably straight, like 40% just not interested, and 10% gay. The void creatures, shadow isles undead(Evelynn could be the exception and even then I see it as more of her job that she enjoys than actually wanting to), the cosmic beings/spirts/ Shurima champs clearly could care less about such and that is easily over 3rd of the champs in the game right there. I don't see Ionians, which are very spiritual and tradition based being anything but straight since that is probably how its always been or don't care, I don't see the Yordles being gay since other than like Ziggs and Heimer which just seem uninterested, the rest even have lines that show they like someone. Other than the Yordles being up to debate, the rest is for the most part fact, I mean look at the lore on some, why would a celestial dragon care about human emotions? Why would undead or void beings care about emotions at all?

Honestly the 10% seems generous as well since honestly the only ones that actually seem legit gay are Taric, Vi/Caitlyn and maybe Varus. GP even was stated to have been in a relationship with Illaoi. Panth and Leona grew up together so wouldn't be surprising to see them possibly want to be together.

I know am I getting into this way more than I should but sheesh, if ya gonna make a list, at least have it actually make somewhat sense.