Before you play Ranked, consider this

Aids cuz League·4/7/2016, 7:37:03 PM·3 votes·259 views

A few things before you can think about doing Ranked:

Do you like the taste of bleach?

Does watching other people make you lose faith in humanity?

Does playing with people who can't do their role properly, thus making you lose your games, make you want to put a toaster in the tub with you?

Do you know what a Ward is and/or does?

Do you know the muffin man?

Did you or did you not obtain cancer before or after league of legends?

If your answer is no to at least 1 of those, don't play Ranked and uninstall the game because AI Bots and ARAMs are your only safe place right now. Oh, who am I kidding, this game blows so much ball sweat right now, A Sated Yi/Jax/Xin can 1v3+ a team. The best part, only stoppable if your entire team focuses them with all the CC you have available while the rest of your team gets beaten up by everyone else. The Dynamic Queue is also straight rng crap, Hextech crafting, altho free, is also crap since keys have a chance at dropping. 27 games won, no keys, its been happening. I used to play games of League all day long, but now I play one and done. My friend got a chat ban for being non violent and told the actual trolls that if they were going to troll, he would troll. The sad part, the people actually trolled but he got the ban. Once you play Ranked, Normals matter less, but what you should be focusing on is getting a premade team so that way if you lose. You don't lose cause of randoms, you lose cause you got out played, if you trust in your pre-made teams ability to win.

P.S. I beat cancer a month ago, guess who just got it again?

2 Comments

Ýones4/7/2016, 7:44:52 PM1 votes

I have a guide for junglers! Tip number 1: Always start at top because you will waste their time and the laner loses all the cs. Tip number 2: Get a fire proof suit because you will have to resist the truth that peple will flame and blame the jungler if they lose their lane. Tip number 3: Always get runic echoes and sunfire cape.