Please put me in low priority queue forever riot

I have noticed that whenever I DC in game and inevitably get queue blocked for 20 minutes, things are not as bad as it seems. You know how whenever you set the microwave, you try to get shit done really fast before the timer is at 0? I find the same thing happens with LoL queue blocking. I sometimes get 1-2 major bits of collage work done in that 20 minutes. I sometimes clean my house, take walk outside which makes me play better in game, play with my dog, watch an episode of an anime, ect. There is ALOT I can get done in that 20 minutes and it also gives me time to reflect on the last game and think about what I can do better as well as giving me time to calm down and avoid playing another instant game because im tilted.

Riot, can you put the queue block on my account permanently? Its really really helpful. No this is not a joke.