WTF plat being Elo hell? Bronze 5 is elo hell. Anything above that shit is easy.
Bronze 5 is a cannibalistic village in Africa that worships Demons by torturing strangers. You don't walk out of that place. You crawl your way out. You lose a hand on the way. You kill the villagers. You betray your friends. You leave your sister behind to be eaten alive just to save your fucking ass. You do all that to get to a village that is just slightly better, called Bronze 4. There the villagers just want to rape you. That is what Bronze 5 is. Bronze 5 is what you make you wish you were simply being raped.
Plat 5 is bad, but not in the B5 way. Plat 5 is purchasing a new car, waiting a week to be able to get it at the dealership and have it breaking on the way home.
Plat 5 is elo hell! HA FUCKING HA! You have no idea what true hell is. This looks like a rich kid saying that their life sucks because their parent bought them the wrong color of iPhone.