In my last 36 games, only in 1 of them did a lane other than mine win. With this luck, I could have

won a billion dollars by now, more than once.

By the way, this is on my low Diamond smurf (which has low plat MMR LOL). So people in low Plat, despite being bad at the game, know how to easily close out a game where 2 of the lanes + jungler are winning. There was no way for me to turn that around.

Some innocent (and some not so innocent) people ON MY OWN TEAM are about to pay for this because I am going to go on a Teemo support rampage right now.

YOUR TEAMMATES ARE YOUR ENEMIES.