Stupid Nicknames You've Given Your Champions

I'm sure dozens of these have existed before, it's no surprise it's resurfacing again. How many of you have found yourself referring to different champions with odd nicknames? I could easily list a few champions I've found myself repeatedly calling, often as a joke.

Examples:

Sona = "Not Miku"

Teemo = "Little Soldier/Soldier Boy/ Some Variant thereof"

Ryze = "Dr. Manhattan/Dr. Magehattan"

Brand = "Disturbed Guy"

Ezreal = "Final Fantasy Guy"

Jinx = "Harley Quinn"

Heimerdinger = "Yordle Einstein"

Garen = "Space Marine"