Your main becomes President
Snowball wars everyday in winter and yeti hunting is banned everywhere
War against Ionia
Every one who breaks the law goes in my lantern.
Everyone gets a suit.
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TurquoiseYoshi2 votes
Everyone has to be friends with him.
Sythriel Draken1 votes
the NBA is now the national sport supplanting baseball and football.
Ironclad Dragon1 votes
Grants better coverage to soldiers for prosthetics.
Vows that he will not death stop him from fulfilling his full term.
nomeL1 votesBut what about the children??
Ironclad Dragon1 votes[{quoted}](name=One Lemon,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=Z3Ax5TeE,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2015-10-14T02:10:29.384+0000)
But what about the children??
The mewling of orphan children amuses the president. So keep them in school.
IRLRenekton1 votes
Spends billions ruining foreign countries in his search for Nasus.
O' wait...
nomeL1 votesNow.. How would you manage your taxes?
IRLRenekton1 votesEconomy based on bitcoins.
Government gets infinite bitcoins.
DorkunedAuras1 votes
Ultra efficient highway system underground. Deserts of Arizona mysteriously empty after series of "hunting accidents". Doesn't argue with Congress, just walks in and towers over them.
Malicious Metal1 votes
Metal, Pain and Justice for all.
DizzyMane1 votes
The way of the samurai returns with a wuju focus
Killer of Poros1 votes
war is now a legal sporting event where both sides fight gladiator style. Also free baked goods for the winners.
Havenscythe1 votes
Iceage
Yatsufuså1 votes
Eternal life, endless torture.
Zêph1 votes
=Everybody gets nerfed except her
=Eats everyone who isn't agreeing to him
=Eating chicken is now banned
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