Take 2 champions that you ship together and imagine if they had a baby.
Had this crazy idea while I was playing so I was like, "Hey you know what, I might as well share this thought with everyone else and let's see what happens."
Ok, so I'll start first: What if Riven and Yasuo had a baby.....
Yeah I don't want to imagine a hyper-mobile, cancerous swordsman/-woman that hurts a lot. So how about if Lux and Ezreal had a baby......
Ok, how about no and yes as well. A smart blonde with long range skillshots and can snipe you while laughing like a maniac would be delightful and scary at the same time.
GO!
... not answerable I guess?
... also not answerable
... both are just teenagers
... I'm not sure if yordles actually have kids or if they're just born of magic
...
Fanart demanded.

= So scary that I don't want to think about it
= So crazy that I don't want to think about it
= So stupid that I don't want to think about it