Why do we not sexualize male champions?
Hi.
I know this has probably been asked or posted or whatever in the boards, but why do we not sexualize male champions? I get that a lot of the LoL playerbase are heterosexual males and would rather not see an almost naked Garen with only a leaf covering his privates in comparison to an almost naked Zyra with only leaves covering her privates, and that Riot would make more money off of skins that are geared towards the fanservice of the general playerbase of LoL --which is, as I've stated, heterosexual males-- so it'd be more financially secure to release champions and/or skins that befit these factors, but (ohmygod this is such a long sentence) why not sexualize male champions and/or skins as well?
Granted, there won't be a lot of profit by making such champions and/or skins, but wouldn't it be better for Riot, as a company, to satisfy not only the majority of its players, but the minority as well? Maybe a champion or two, or maybe a skin, too! It doesn't have to be fancy and glittery like Lux; it could be a 750 RP skin.
The point is not about "oh my god, girls and gays don't get fanservice we need more heartskerresd variss pelase," but rather, a gesture that's equivocal to the phrase, "hey, girls and gays (and some straight guys if that's your thing, we don't judge), this is Riot here and we acknowledge your existence and present you this half naked, unarmored, really hot Taric (he's more beautiful with his pink armor, though) for 750 RP!"
Here is a list of sexualized female champions:
Ahri Akali Ashe Caitlyn Cassiopeia Diana (ish) Elise (dat sideboob doe) Evelynn Ezreal Fiora Irelia (frostbutt ooh hah hah!) Janna Katarina Leblanc Leona Lux (ish) Miss Fortune Morgana Nami Nidalee Riven Shyvana Sivir (good lord) Sona Syndra Vayne Zyra
Here is a list of sexualized male champions:
Braum (ish) Draven Graves Jayce (ish) Lee Sin (ish) Mantheon (ovaries were popped) Taric (good lord) Tryndamere (ish) Varus (aye bruh) Yasuo (ish)
I was going to put Gragas and Urgot but nightmares took over my body
For clarification purposes, this is neither a complaint nor a queue queue, but rather, a mere question as to why we have an apparently insurmountable disparity between sexualized female champions/skins and sexualized male champions/skins.
tl;dr - hi. read the whole thing :^)
like who the heck is gonna go fight dragons with their whole stomach exposed
(like her lore is built around be seductive so it fits), or head mistress 
?... ya man look at dat armor...Fiora too?
-ish?...have you seen dem pecks :P