Dear ParanoidNinja and Darkninja416 (and MisterSoul872 and KaijuIsLife)

Hi. It's me, the Gangplank when you were Gnar and Rengar (and Lucian and Bard), respectively. The sad thing is, you might never see this post. But on the off-chance you do, I'm still posting it. So first:

Dear ParanoidNinja and Darkninja416, Thank you. Thank you for that wonderful game. I can't imagine anyone staying in a game when the entire allied bot-lane has dc'd. So thank you for not giving up, and not trolling, even in the face of terrible odds, even when it wasn't a ranked game. Thank you for still going at it with enough effort that our team of three people had more "damage dealt to champions" than the team of five. Even if the enemy team was trolling, I'm proud of us. I truly wish you both the best of luck in climbing that ladder. I'm rooting for you, Dark. Here's to you becoming the best Rengar NA. Oh, and thanks again to you, Paranoid, for staying chill when I accidentally ks'd that kill with my ult, even though it really looked like I did it on purpose (I underestimated GP ult damage). I've never met either of you, but I already respect you both greatly.

Secondly, Dear MisterSoul872 and KaijuIsLife, In case you didn't notice, we won that game (somehow). Also, know that I don't blame you for disconnecting. I did notice that your loading time in the loading screen took a while, so I'm chalking that up as bad internet. I just want to tell you that we won. Woo.

Sincerely Tattersall, the Saltwater Scourge of that game.