Dear MMR, could you leave me alone?

: Yes... I know that I always ignored you and yes, I don't care for ranked at all but please... Tell me why you nowadays behave like a devil on mushrooms.
: Come on, we're into this together but it doesn't work that way.

: You can't just g- mrphlm http://i.imgur.com/uye6kwZ.png : Have some more tasty enemies, will ya? : STAHP! I DON-MRPPH http://i.imgur.com/uye6kwZ.png : You're right, I forgot to add an afk. : You're not responsible for t- gets dived by Stealthbomber Lissandra http://i.imgur.com/uye6kwZ.png : Now I am! Let's see, you want some fun right? : Of course! http://i.imgur.com/uye6kwZ.png : Nah, can't allow that. People love mobility and you refuse to adapt to the teleport mid meta. How dare you! : *gets knockbacked by and eaten by * : x_x *Picks * http://i.imgur.com/uye6kwZ.png : Aaaah, a fellow Viktor-Main even before his rework, enjoying panic caused by his deadly Battlecast's. http://i.imgur.com/uye6kwZ.png : Then I'll give you worthy opponent's. *Proceeds to spam *

• WARNING: Could get really long. A truly outragous journey! *
• I'm not responsible for toolongididnoreadis or Lee Sindrome *

Fun besides, am I really the only one around here with an abnormal raise of stronger enemies and surrender-prayers since the last patches?

I don't really play ranked at all and got some favourite champions like everyone has but I'm not allowed to play anything else than my best champs in NORMAL games. Since two patches I get straight forward only annoying champions in laning such as , an AFK in my team or enemies who know how to teamwork and protect their carries while we're all splitted, me aswell.

BUT

since the very last patch it escalated. I'm on a losing streak with the length of nerf history.

Of course I'm not a pro and I got some "habits" that even my friends remind me of (Let's just say I position myself like a tank even tho I'm the marksman and I also can't just leave mates hanging so I always want to help them. Combine 1 and 1 together and get me as frontline marksman, who positions like Cho'Gath while wanting to rescue like Tahm. Thank god I'm a midlaner). I even search for mistakes by myself, practice stuff and get really In-Depth with my favourite champions, imagining scenario's even tho I'm working.

I'm all about playing stuff I enjoy and don't flame mates for doing bad, instead I always encourage them and just take it (Roaming Taric? I don't care, it can work), whatever, yet I feel like I'm in a loop within the restricted playerbase eventhough they don't flame (which is surprising, I thought positive players win more games? ¬.¬)

And not to mention, I like playing stuff everyone else doesn't (like Mid Nocturne) or making new builds by myself like Attackspeed Splitpushteemo or MPEN CDR Mundo (I love this one, it's a masterpiece O_O!)

So I got some theorys which even surpass Royal Shaco's Illuminati Shiv's and Rek'Sai's senses. Btw, I'm aware of the MMR and it's "trys" to maintain a personal 50% Winrate so a losing streak after a long winrate isn't something to worry about.

At first I always played Teambuilder. I really like that gamemode and don't mind the usual high waiting time. I get my lane with the champs I wanna play and everything's fine. After the losing streak I checked some friends of mine who also play mostly Teambuilder games and THEY ALSO got an enormous losing streak. I was telling myself, that Teambuilder chooses the enemys (Got Talon? Better go against 3 Tanks, Leblanc and Soraka). TB knows your teamcomp and can easily adjust the outcome greatly just by choosing "fitting" enemies. I may have Paranoia but I couldn't find another solution. I told my friends that and they're playing the good old Blind Pick/Draft Pick again. For them, everythings normal but not for me, I'm still as red as a potion.

I thought "why not give ranked a try then? After winning my placements some months ago, I could try to achieve Gold before 11.09."

Well... Same game as always: Lost, Lost, Loss Prevented (oooOOOOOOOOoooHHH something new in my match history!), Lost...blablabla

So again, screw ranked. I thought there are seperate MMRs for ranked and normals? I don't need a roaming 10/0 Yasuo on my lane or 5 enemies at botlane while noone tries to get objectives.

I don't want junglers which smite the golems at the end and not in the beginning and I don't need a support Blitzcrank, who doesn't recall with his 200 HP and spamming backport in lane to "baitgrab" the enemies, and that for 3 straight minutes until Lee Sin arrives to Tower Dive. Then he buys a sightstone and leaves the game.

Or the Soraka who claims to relog after 2 Minutes into the game and never came back for 20 minutes. (Granted, I don't know if she got problems with her internet but come on... At this point, may I demand the ping function integrated in the client like often discussed in the boards, please?)

I accept my errors and apologize when they happen, but what is the counterplay to that above? These things never happened, ever. I had less AFKs in my playtime than seeing Urgots and poor poor Yorick Mori.

In comparison the other team always got the guys who seem to record 3-hours material from LC$ BIGPLAY$ and learning it. Like really. Dem gud mobility. "Five-Man-Bot-Why-Not-Push-Top?"

"Maybe I should play support. It's one of the hardest roles and makes an outcome but one also can get carried by his team" I said. Nope. Nooooooooooope... There is no hooooooooope...!

What's left? Ah right, ARAM! (Dominion? Can I eat that?)

For me, ARAM is nice and fun and one could say it's outcome is like flipping a coin: Lose or Win. (Except that strong poketeams got a second flip o.o)

All games I tried to raise my teams morale with skin boosts and good words after a bad engage and we got solid champs aswell. Still loss after loss.

I beg you Riot, tell me there is something wrong with my account. I honestly don't wanna make a smurf to have FUN again. I wanna play with my friends, have a fun time, playing champions I like without using Talon only or something stupid like that. Let me love this game and it's content again. It would be okay to deny myself any ranked rewards aswell, I don't mind. If I ever wanted to go hyperhyper challenger I would've attempted long ago. But I have no interest in it at all.

Heck, tell that MMR that I definately can't catch up to that (yet) and that it should adjust to my level. I'm just an ordinary scrub who LOVES to read League's Wiki entrys, learn tricks and tips for the game, tries to adjust to enemy builds and focus on teamfights, CS and objectives while never giving up except in really bad situations (Believe in Lategame Power !.) I UPGRADE MY HOLY TRINKET IN MOST OF MY GAMES THO SO I'M AN ADVANCED ORDINARY SCRUB! (...Wait, don't tell me that's the reason. I'll bandage you in toiletpaper like a friggin' )

For now, I have to stick with completely new champions. It's a lost game anyway (no trolling of course, I still want to win), better focus on learning them more in-depth because they look interesting. (For example Singed or Twisted Fate)

If you were reading all of this you deserve my utmost respect and thanks, it felt good to write a few things of my mind down (Yup, that was just 10% or so).

Back to the first question: Has anyone else made a similiar experience since the last patches like me?

Also, feel free to discuss some points, I'm a nice person and I don't bite o-o (Like, if you spare my life when I got a DC/hardcore lags you'll always get a skin from me, that's my attitude and surprised some of my opponents. I'm on EUW tho :/)

I made this up just for you guys:

Here I am, wanting the green. Augmented laser and Q with Sheen. I pushed midlane and without regrets LeBlanc fed me with Chain and Baguettes.

Another match with another hope, I'm Soraka the banana goat. You harass their carry and got my peel Still no need to dive when I can't heal.

This time, I swear, I'm gonna win I'll pick Talon, I don't know which skin.

Flask is my item, the Fizz bought a Doran while going aggressive, he must have a goal. Then I realized, Talon acually iz Tolan My whole burst was eaten by his troll pole.

MMR and Rito please Just get rid of my disease. :c

http://i.imgur.com/uye6kwZ.png : Psht, Talon! : What? Wanna apologize? http://i.imgur.com/uye6kwZ.png : Lol good one. I wanna ask you if you heard of Zed? You know, he's mobile and all and he got... : proceeds to spam W - Toiletpaper Rake and Q - Plunger Diplomacy