Pronunciations of Champions Names With Comments

So I was thinking about creating a list of champion name pronunciations. I began, and it felt so boring so I decided to give some of my (stupid, yet fun) comments. I've done A-C so far; I'll work to create more later.

- (A)-trox As in the letter a. This is the champ that sounds like a really cool ad support, but turns out to have no abilities that are really thematic besides maybe his w.

ah-ree Ah as in the sound you make when you stick out your tongue. That "nerf" that everyone talked about really just made her fairly powerful, but also showed us again that immobile mages Uh-ka-lee This stupid champ that everyone hates. I hate her myself, but when it comes to actual level of power, she isn't horribly broken.

A-list-ar A being the the same a in the word apple. Alistair is this cow who you can't milk. Don't try.

Uh-Moo-moo Yes, amumu is a cow underneath all of those bandages.

Uh-niv-ee-ah Rito, please update your splashes that need an update.

A-nee no annie is not a knee, however she does have one. Pronounced like the a in apple. Creepy little girl trope that riot used on this one. I personally don't like her point and click/aoe stuns which unfortunately pretty much define her playstyle.

A-shhh A like in apple. That frost archer who has that ashhh. Nowadays, perma slow means nothing with melee dashing champs, but it used to actually be a lot back in the day while immobile melee champions existed.

Uh-zee-er This man is the emperor of Shurima, so show respect! Just kidding! he's just an old bloke wearing a bird costume who likes shouting phrases about Shurima.

Bl-itz-cr-ank Pronounce the a like the word dank. This guy knows where humor of the future is at! I do hate it when he hooks you from the fog of war though :/. It also gets weird when this guy who looks like him is played. All I know is that he's definitely not Blitzcrank.

Br-and Like a brand of shoe. This guy is literally destruction incarnate. He wishes to burn the world. He is a force of nature that wants to burn you. He feels strong, and this combo system is cool. His ult is that thing where if there aren't targets to bounce off of, the thing does no dmg.

Brr-ah-m Again, the au in his name pronounced like the word law, who happened to be a bigshot GDer back in the day. This hearty poro loving guy is amazing. He protects poros, and saves people. Cheers to Braum!

C-(a)-t-lin The A being pronounced like the letter a. This annoying adc is one that has come with us through the ages, being made even before I joined (3 1/2 years ago). With her yordle hating traps and enormous early game range, how could you not hate her. Don't forget that when you think you've gotten away from an engage, she'll be ready to ult you :D.

C-ass-ee-o-pee-ah Quite a long pronunciation consisting of a C, ass, and a lot of vowels, the o being pronounced like the letter. She was a pretty cool champion that only a few people played before the rework. The rework added this new passive that was just a ball of stats. She was then changed a bit to be made better, but she still feels terrible to play. Atm, she's being completely ignored and I've seen no posts from rioters about her for a few months.

Ch-o-gath The o pronounced like the letter, the a pronounced like in apple. This guy is full nomnomnom if you know what I mean. A champion that actually got two legendary skins. His older ultimate had little but a nice outfit and a cool voice. He sounds like a beast, but is actually pretty smart even though he seems to like to nom and nothing else.

Cor-kee This fellow is this military yordle who only speaks in code. I can understand only a bit of what he says. Unlike other yordles, he isn't really furry, but he has a stache. He has bombs and stuff, so that's cool I guess?

Will be working on D-F later.