Some charts and numbers that will interest the boards.

With all the information going around I have discovered something that may interest some people on the boards. Since they're if a lack of understanding and an overwhelming feeling that the world is out to get some players and that riot is actually teemo incarnate so I stole this pie chart.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/5b5bf10a28068522d2d6fbce52f463d7/tumblr_mywuz7PCIe1qat5k3o1_400.jpg

Now if you notice this pie chart shows information but since that information is irrelevant to the point I'm going to make I won't label it or even mention what it really shows I'll just make wild accusations instead.

Now with that of the way. I know riot said that solos run into premade 5s an extraordinary low amount of time for most elos. But as you can see above actually I only run into premade 5s. Of those games I carry my team 17% of the time, get carried .05%, lose 20% of the time because of afks and trolls, 45% of time due to them using teamwork and the rest because my team or someone flamed me and so I only left spawn pad to duel Baron after it spawned.

Now I used that information to plot a mathematical equation on why this happens to me and as you can see by this graphed equation below that looks like spider man, it's because riot is dumb.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/69852/5094079-7515591450-fe3.j.jpg

Now that we have the math out of the way let's now circlejerk about these unrelated things I have presented and anecdotal evidence in order to make ourselves feel better even though it devalues actual valid arguments about the system.

TLDR Even though there are valid complaints about DQ when you use information incorrectly and base your arguments around anecdotal evidence you look like this. https://rvives.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/2003-finding-nemo.jpg