If the Boards were an Ice Cream Shop.

I am making the assumption people use English and not whatever language most people use on the boards is.

Rito. Last month I ate a vanilla cone at your store. I decided today I don't like vanilla. Give me my money back? That new flavor looks better.

Rito I like chocolate shakes. That guy over there has an Oreo shake. Please take Oreo shakes off the menu. If you can't do that you need to at least cut the amount of oreos in the shake down to 0. Its just not fair.

Rito I love your ice cream. But you won't let me eat it. Let me explain to you my situation. This guy was eating a Sundae with sprinkles on it. SPRINKLES! He looked at me and said that if I wanted one I shouldn't have ordered an Oreo shake.( since your didn't take oreos out of the shake I was forced to eat it or feel left out) Now he was looking at me all smug so I flipped his table and punched some random guy in the nose then told him only 5 year old get sprinkles on Sundaes. Then a officer told me I can not go back to your store. I don't understand why. Who gets sprinkles and acts all superior like that?

Rito Ice cream sucks. Why aren't you a frozen custard store. I like other things you don't have also.

Thank you!