Seriously RIOT END THIS SMURFING!

61939590DEL1··1 votes·684 views
  • Smurfs have no lives plain & simple & no foreseeable future. -This platinum Malphite smurf came into a ranked game & with perfect execution & destroy my team. Like seriously this is not the level of a Malphite in bronze terms not by a long shot. Riot your matchmaking is SHIT, another lose due to your let smurf accounts exist![slayer-jinx-unamused]

9 Comments

Fjiordor4 votes

One lose due to a smurf today one win due to a smurf tomorrow. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Taric the Gay2 votes

Complain now but how do you propose Riot fix this problem? And keep in mind that your solution needs to be cheap or else Riot won't do it.

Colgate Gator2 votes

You don't need much of a perfect execution when playing Malphite.

Billy VoHagen1 votes

Mad cuz bad.

TonsOfGains1 votes

Well the way statistics play out, you have almost equal chance of having a smurf on your team as the opposing team.

FooDang1 votes

Not really. The non smurf has a 1 in 4 chance of having a smurf on his team. The enemy has a 1 in 5 chance of having a smurf.

Smurfing is fine imo.

TonsOfGains1 votes

The chance of having a player being a smurf is expressed by:

s/P

Where s is the number of smurfs in your division, and P is the population, or total number of players in your division.

The chance of having a smurf on your team is expressed by:

n x s/P

Where n is the number of players on a team who are not premade with you, since anyone who is with you, you would know if they were a smurf.

Assuming you're solo queuing, your chance of having a smurf teammate is 4 x s/P while the enemy is 5 x s/P.

To put it in simple terms, the enemy gets to roll the dice 5 times while you only get to roll it 4 times. Not sure how you came up with 1/4 against 1/5.

With that said, my first point still stands: the chances of having a smurf is so negligible that a marginal difference of 0.2 is not going to make much of a difference on the rolls.

Viperjcs19851 votes

Since you hate smurfs so much, how would you control them?

How would you actively stop someone from throwing games to keep their MMR low?

61939590DEL11 votes

We all have an 1-1million chance in winning the lottery (649 lotto). Cutting to the chase in terms of League of Legends chances of climbing to Challenger is 1-50 The chance is improve if you are taught by a challenger player 1-30 but still the odds aren't in anyone's favor & smurfing is going to increase the odds of climbing to challenger 1-100 and it will continue to go upwards from here on out.

Answer: You can't control them they are persistent pests & yet they will eventually die off or Riot will eventually crumble.

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