Champion Icon Fights

Warning! intended to be only funny & no persons are conflicted in these matters Thank You. Just fyi i'm not actively thinking of each lore of each champion k.

                                                      _Who Stole it?_

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Ohh ziggs where's the location of the dark matter i wanna try something new. Good grief (kids these days) in my basement somewhere look for it... ZIGGS all i can find is you're nuclear bombs which are dangerous.. Whaat Don't touch those.. OK! but what are you going to do with them. I'm selling them to an weird girl, but you haven't found my Dark matter yet? Nope Sorry ziggy Wtf!! I told you stop calling me that anways... BOOM! Wtf did you just called me ziggyyy? Ah Jinx right on que. Ziggs you don't snap @ this weird girl but only me so mean. I'm not weird looking (stupid looking witch) ENOUGH anyways here are my nukes you asked for, but do you know my whereabouts of my Dark Matter? Nope! Sorry have a rotten day Goodbye. As Jinx leaves she uncannily drops a clue Lulu go pick the #### up whatever it is! OK! ...it's a purple dark thingy Dark? so someone already use my Dark Matter that Evil Witch, LULU where's one of my safe keeping nukes. _ Aww it looks so familiar_ can i eat it Ziggs? LULU pay attention where's my Extra Nuke! ok ok ok. I Got it right here Ziggy. (for the love of god stop calling me that) NVM LOUISE I'm Home. Yea Twitch is here he can help us get the Dar..Matte.... back Lulu shut it. wait... what.. what happen to my dark matter? Ziggs you were supposed to hide it here for me. bloody hell i even killed an haunted tree just to get it. Are you sure it was a haunted tree maybe it was a ghost? Well while traversing i did hear some whispering around krugs. but Anyways Ziggs who stole it?
...... did (that sarcastic witch) Ah i see you have nukes ready splendid. Meanwhile after ziggs destroys Evelyn home thing got twisted after that. OMG HOLY ### wtf are you doing! What gives you the right to bomb my house is your life worth my house. ah Shit, your life is my important than my life that I know for sure. very tempting indeed tho... have any excuses on why you did it? You're not out of the woods yet.... Twitch I see You. Ah shit my stealth is no good against you milady. So speak anyone. My dark matter was stole & it was mutated into this purple thing that LOOKS like you're Nails. Interesting I'm bad ,but not that bad as my apprentice. Ziggs twitch can we go home now I'm hungry. WTF Lulu you just had some purple stuff 1 hr before Jinx came over. I see.. LMAFO WTF is so funny I may have did some modifications to it, but i wouldn't have called it stolen @ all. Huh What you mean? Do you mean someone ate it? Yes Precisely, tho why would I eat my own flesh hmm. ummm. if you're extremely hungry maybe. Hell no, still it's funny how she likes it. Hell yes it tasted purple. Ziggs Twitch give me more. WTF LULU You ATE IT!!!!!!1 Yippee LMAFO Dam Ziggs you own me now, how come you let somehow eat my Dark Matter especially since it was modded with Evelyn nails? I can mold or make anything with dark matter as long if I have it. I'm going to puke_ (Ziggs faints)_

The End.