If you're going to play LoL drunk...

Could you either;

A. Just not B. Play a bot game C. Get four friends who are also drunk and have a crazy drunken LoL game Or D. Not be one of those drunks who just goes "Yeah I'll ADC Taric. Oh we're in game now, you know what? Even though you've all already decided to go with it, and the support has gone into lane with a support item, you're now carrying cuz I'm to drunk to carry!"

Because that's not fun. Supporting an ADC Taric could be fun, but when you are apparently too drunk to do anything in lane but just stand still and get hit by everything and nearly die, maybe just not play LoL? Because if you act surprised when your teammates get irritated by your behavior, then can you just kindly fuck off (Family friendly post? Ok uh...) have more forethought for your fellow players and make sure that you don't make it aggravating for them instead.