What are your best League of Legends pickup lines??

Are you a minion because I can cs together... sorry

I find the line to be less important than the bait used.

Random Noises

"Okay" -

Erotic didgeridoo noises

The name's Draven

Hey soraka, is that a banana in your pocket or..? Oh i guess it is just a banana, nvm.

Top or bottom?

: "Greetings fair lady, would you care to join me for a spot of tea by the river? It's quite nice this time of match, just be sure to leave before Baron arrives, he's such a rude one, perhaps before he arrives you could join me in my abode for desert afterwards?"

Raise your WHAT?

I will love you until the day I get 6 stacks off of you.

I'm a grower, not a shower ;)

I may be fast, but I still got sustain.

Female: Any attempts to charm her have been in Vayne

"Dat Ashe"

I hope I don't Jinx this...

"Karma's a bitch. I like that."

She said no. How Miss Fortune-ate

"If you go out with me, we will have a Sivir-ly good time"

It will take a lot of Lux to get her to go out with me...

"My love for you Ezreal"

Male: "Wuju please go out with me"

Going out with him might be a Bard idea...

"Do you want to go on a Brand new date?"

"You're going to like going out with me. I Garen-tee it."

A lot of people are competing for his love, but I will be the Viktor!

"Urgot to go out with me!"

Want to know why me Roger is so Jolly?

I got a rocket in my pocket. ;*

Valor gouge their eyes out, no ones can be as beautiful as mine

ADC took red AP Mage took blue But if I had to the choice to carry anyone Of course, it'd be you

I'm forever alone

"size doesn't mean everything"

Hey baby are you bronze? Because I can't seem to get away from you

hey baby, do you want to bow to the Void or be consumed by it?

Id ward her bush.

wanna get split in half?

You can trap me in your web anytime. Whenever I see you, I can hardly think straight... (Or is that just the neurotoxins?) Girl, your cocoon isn't the only thing that's stunning.

"................................................" -

Works every time.

I was on a date with Soraka, but when we got into the bedroom, I was not expecting the Banana.

Love a woman with long legs.

I always have a for a ult. Its easy to break the ice.

let me try. Really hope I'm not hallucinating cause I badly want you to be the real thing. Hi, I've just gone crazy for you, you'll have to wait a bit for the doctor's note though. I'm positive you're my type. Don't worry, I'm pretty good with commitment. You're the first one I don't want to run. (or simply "pls don't run.") Up for a game? Don't worry we don't have to know which one were playing yet. Living to a ripe old age peacefully may not be so dishonorable if you did it with me. You own what you take, so why not take me out with you?

I am an artist with a sword, In more ways than one ;)

I may not be diamond, but I can be as hard as one.

Pretend I'm Syndra and let me ult you?

You must be Janna, because you've blown me away.

Ezreal would say you Don't belong in a museum!

I may not build ap, but my penetration is magical

I gave you my love, I'm gonna want that back.