What are your best League of Legends pickup lines??

RiotGlyceroll·6/15/2015, 8:34:33 PM·26 votes·20,979 views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lx_UCcK7Yo

So, Love and League got me thinking… How would you go about picking up your ultimate League of Legends bae? Perhaps with a suave one liner? With a support playin’ wingman at your back?

If you were trying to frolic with Fiddlesticks (come on, he’s kinda cute...in a horrifying way) or rendezvous with Riven, what would you say??

[Just remember, don’t break any of the board rules with your pickup lines! Clever > Dirty!]

174 Comments

Slippery6/15/2015, 10:37:38 PM50 votes

Are you a minion because I can cs together... sorry

Deep Terror Nami6/15/2015, 8:36:46 PM40 votes

I find the line to be less important than the bait used.

Nami

wÏll6/15/2015, 9:15:28 PM39 votes

RekSai Random Noises

Vibrating Hotdog6/15/2015, 9:31:35 PM38 votes

"Okay" - Rammus

RiotRiot Silog6/15/2015, 9:23:05 PM34 votes

Are you Thresh? Because you got me hooked. And now I'm stuck in your lantern oh dear god help

BlGANlMETlDDlES6/16/2015, 12:26:23 AM33 votes

Bard Erotic didgeridoo noises

injourn6/15/2015, 9:10:19 PM32 votes

Draven The name's Draven

S H A Y C 06/15/2015, 8:47:26 PM26 votes

Hey soraka, is that a banana in your pocket or..? Oh i guess it is just a banana, nvm.

Huang Shaotian6/16/2015, 1:18:04 AM24 votes

Top or bottom?

ZylotheWolfbane6/15/2015, 9:17:16 PM23 votes

Chogath : "Greetings fair lady, would you care to join me for a spot of tea by the river? It's quite nice this time of match, just be sure to leave before Baron arrives, he's such a rude one, perhaps before he arrives you could join me in my abode for desert afterwards?"

Primaquarius6/15/2015, 8:41:15 PM21 votes

Heimerdinger Raise your WHAT?

Laughing Fish6/15/2015, 9:02:31 PM20 votes

Female: Vayne Any attempts to charm her have been in Vayne

Ashe "Dat Ashe"

Jinx I hope I don't Jinx this...

Karma "Karma's a bitch. I like that."

MissFortune She said no. How Miss Fortune-ate

Sivir "If you go out with me, we will have a Sivir-ly good time"

Lux It will take a lot of Lux to get her to go out with me...

Ezreal "My love for you Ezreal"

Male: MasterYi "Wuju please go out with me"

Bard Going out with him might be a Bard idea...

"Do you want to go on a Brand new date?"

Garen "You're going to like going out with me. I Garen-tee it."

Viktor A lot of people are competing for his love, but I will be the Viktor!

Urgot "Urgot to go out with me!"

Only Play Darius6/15/2015, 8:48:25 PM20 votes

Nasus I will love you until the day I get 6 stacks off of you.

Gnar I'm a grower, not a shower ;)

MasterYi I may be fast, but I still got sustain.

WeFlyNoLie6/15/2015, 9:14:49 PM20 votes

Want to know why me Roger is so Jolly? Gangplank

RiotMhija6/15/2015, 9:10:36 PM19 votes

Armed and ready! Teemo

Strawberrycocoa6/15/2015, 8:47:05 PM17 votes

Tristana I got a rocket in my pocket. ;*

RiotTummers6/16/2015, 12:27:02 AM16 votes

How much does a Volibear weigh? Enough to break the ice!

Hunter Skullywix6/15/2015, 8:44:50 PM15 votes

Valor gouge their eyes out, no ones can be as beautiful as mine

Chimewlan6/16/2015, 1:21:37 AM14 votes

ADC took red AP Mage took blue But if I had to the choice to carry anyone Of course, it'd be you

I'm forever alone item 3070

ThreeWalledBox6/16/2015, 2:41:02 AM14 votes

Teemo "size doesn't mean everything"

Revenix6/16/2015, 2:18:26 AM12 votes

Hey baby are you bronze? Because I can't seem to get away from you

7ha7guy7776/15/2015, 8:46:47 PM11 votes

Malzahar hey baby, do you want to bow to the Void or be consumed by it?

JFRANKSTA6/16/2015, 2:46:11 AM11 votes

Darius wanna get split in half?

Best Boop NA6/15/2015, 8:59:09 PM11 votes

Id ward her bush.

LambGotTheCakes6/15/2015, 11:01:23 PM9 votes

I was on a date with Soraka, but when we got into the bedroom, I was not expecting the Banana.

Zirzon6/15/2015, 9:29:48 PM9 votes

Elise

You can trap me in your web anytime. Whenever I see you, I can hardly think straight... (Or is that just the neurotoxins?) Girl, your cocoon isn't the only thing that's stunning.

1000angrybees6/15/2015, 10:46:20 PM9 votes

"................................................" - Sona

Works every time.

Kuroi866/15/2015, 9:35:56 PM7 votes

Elise Love a woman with long legs.

Mob Psycho 1006/15/2015, 9:23:39 PM6 votes

I always have a item 3140 for a Sejuani ult. Its easy to break the ice.

biomaster6/15/2015, 10:18:10 PM6 votes

let me try. Shaco Really hope I'm not hallucinating cause I badly want you to be the real thing. Jinx Hi, I've just gone crazy for you, you'll have to wait a bit for the doctor's note though. Vladimir I'm positive you're my type. Kalista Don't worry, I'm pretty good with commitment. Warwick You're the first one I don't want to run. (or simply "pls don't run.") Ahri Up for a game? Don't worry we don't have to know which one were playing yet. Olaf Living to a ripe old age peacefully may not be so dishonorable if you did it with me. Sejuani You own what you take, so why not take me out with you?