The most intresting rioteer In the world.

jwf999·2/6/2014, 1:27:51 AM·4 votes·1,203 views

Ive heard that Riot Gradius can parallel park a train.

Ive heard that Riot Girl's two cents is worth 37 dollars in change.

Ive heard that mosiquitos dont bite Riot Bear Hat Alice out of respect for her.

9 Comments

Rhyto2/6/2014, 1:46:34 PM2 votes

But wouldn't that be easy, the tracks and such? XD

RiotRiot 0xGradius2/7/2014, 7:11:15 PM2 votes

How strange is this, because just this week I was telling friends that I can't parallel park to save my life. I understand the concept, and I know how to do it, I just freak out when I'm trying to adjust the car.... I don't want to hit anyone else's car :(

Bubble Butt Lulu2/6/2014, 2:46:53 AM1 votes

I can't parallel park a car. :^)

RiotRiot Girl2/7/2014, 8:08:52 PM1 votes

OMG you guys <3 <3 <3

I love you! Sorry, I've been so quiet this week, work got maddd cray. But I'm here now!

RiotRiot Girl2/7/2014, 8:10:03 PM1 votes

Riot Gradius can parallel park a train fo sho, just not a car, which only makes him more interesting, right? He parallel parks trains while i wave at him frantically.