Gonna try to do a parody of jingle bells for every champion
These are all gonna probably be bad and horrible train wrecks but I'm bored and I'm gonna do it first is Aatrox so here we go: Dashing through the void With his crippled wings he goes Making friends we know Slowing all his foes hue hue Aatrox rocks, Aatrox rocks, Aatrox rocks the rift..... O what fun it is to jump and die twice in a life, hey Aatrox rocks Aatrox rocks Aatrox rocks the rift..... Slow and stun in Leona's sun and have some wicked fun, Hey!
Ahri now:
Rushing through the snow With her charm she gets to know Q-ing all her foes A fox is on her nose A- choo (wtf)
Spirit rush, spirit rush, Rushing through the walls Charming you and bursting you especially when she calls O Spirit rush spirit rush rushing through the walls Foxfire and death fire and you weren't here at all Hey!
Akali now
Dashing through the snow With her mark she really throws Rushing to her foes Invisible where she goes whoosh
Akali op Akali op Akali is too op Throwing stuff and cutting stuff all while she is grey Hey Akali op Akali op Akali is to op Invisible and proccable is just way too O-P Hey
Alistar now
Stampeding through your team His knock up just to strong His ulti way too good In singing this lame song O
Korean Cow Korean cow Korean cow op Teleport and exhort all your enemies with glee Smash Korean cow Korean cow Korean cow op Ulti in and pop your q have some fun with flash hey!
Amumu now: Crying like a kid his bandage he can throw Putting up a bid His ulti just cant slow O
Sad mummy, sad mummy, sad mummy is sad Hes so sad he hit his head and didnt feel bad Pow Sad mummy, Sad mummy, sad mummy is sad Has no skill and is friends with Phil as they will all feel glad HEY