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"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How salty are you?"

DanyTargaryn·1/6/2015, 5:07:21 PM·8 votes·2,260 views

So folks, care to share your saltiest moments in league OR a person you encountered that was salty?

For starters, my saltiest moment in league is probably the one time I encountered a really good Teemo that cleverly had his traps at all the right places and this one game where Shaco backdoor'd our open nexus in a base race. Lol. QQ. Oh and the saltiest thing I ever saw from somebody else was probably this one Renekton trying to convince a Lee Sin that he can find him and beat him up by tracking the IP. Then changed his story later stating that he knew someone from Riot. Then changed it again to he was psychic and he can sense him. The Lee Sin unfortunately continued to camp the poor guy's lane.

Lolol. What's your experience?

EDIT: Reading through so many more awesome salty experiences, I feel my own salty experience seems so insignificant now. QQ Haha. Keep them coming! Thanks for the upvote btw.

"Argh. Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how salty are yah"

45 Comments

JustABot1/6/2015, 6:19:12 PM11 votes

I once ate an omelette I made while playing league and on the first bite I realized I added too much salt. item 3070

PL551/6/2015, 7:45:12 PM7 votes

Renekton FIRST BLOOD Darius "WTF J4" JarvanIV "Wut?" Darius "I just died because you didn't do help me at all" "I haven't even gotten my Red yet how do you expect me to do anything yet" Darius [All]: "Report J4 for trolling and harass" "Wtf you are taking my red" Darius EXECUTED

My first game in Silver was not fun.

Spacesuit Spiff1/6/2015, 7:31:47 PM5 votes

Trying to support a Vayne that tumbled into Braum at level 1 and tried to melee him to death, then raged at me for 20 minutes while splitpushing (aka leaving the base and instantly dying to a fed Lee). We surrender, I get to ignore a friend request.

Had a Vlad who was afk for 5 minutes, came back and immediately started demanding I gank his Nidalee, who he tried to farm normally against and died to in about 4 seconds. I got bot rolling so hard that by level 6 our adc could 1v2 their botlane, but Vlad continued to feed and refused all help, crying about how he didn't want his "useless jungler" to win. We nearly won 4v5 so eventually he just did the mobos and 5 zeal thing and fed the entire enemy team. Another friend request after that one.

Oh, and the classic pre-30 Udyr top building full ADC and demanding our Khazix go tank because "we need a tank noob when are you going tank I told you to go tank gg report"

femmé1/6/2015, 8:56:17 PM3 votes

my saltiest moment.......when teemo stole my penta

Pythagorean Thm1/6/2015, 7:34:55 PM3 votes

Someone picked Cho'gath and it wasn't me.

Dr Jarjarbinks1/6/2015, 7:58:13 PM3 votes

I gave up 1st blood in an aram as ryze and a guy on my team immediately started talking shit. I defended myself saying it was unusual to have that many enemy in our brush that early and that most games I would not have died so he can't say it was a stupid move. He tells me ryze is weak early and I should know that. I tell him I dont want to hear his misinformed bs. He says "muted." I go on to carry our team, making huge obvious plays. Like being the last alive on our team and getting chased but getting a double kill anyway. So I make some huge great play and he goes out of his way to say "GJ Not-Ryze!" All game he is giving compliments to the team that I am obviously carrying. At the point in the game where I am like 16-4 he states again how bad I am at ryze, to which my team responds with "lmao I know he is so bad"

It was just hilarious to watch being stubborn turn into being stupid and all I had to do was dominate(which is fun=)

Samflash31/6/2015, 7:16:54 PM3 votes

Amumu How salty am I?

Gangplank Yarr

Amumu Well I got ganked by a Lee Sin.

Gangplank Yarr. So?

Amumu He wasn't blind.

Gangplank Umm...right this way sir

Spacesuit Spiff1/6/2015, 8:17:48 PM2 votes

I guess I'll share a few from Aram too:

2 people sitting afk in fountain, our Lulu still rushes into the bush at the beginning, gets blown up, and dies. Spends the rest of the game raging at us because "you're supposed to go into the bush at the start, not my fault you guys didn't follow", apparently doesn't understand that convention isn't some rigid inflexible law that can't adapt to people being afk?

And then there's the special kind of stupid, the healer that sits under the turret with no health and no mana but won't take any relics (the heal thingies), even when we leave them for her, even when we ping them. Finally I give up and take it myself, and she immediately explodes into "wtf are you braindead I wanted that stop killing the team!"

Fiddlesticks on the enemy team, three of us crowded in the upper side of the lane, me in the lower side a little ways out trading poke with him, but there's this TF just running back and forth for no reason, managing to come into range of every crow that hits me and pass it to the rest of the team, basically negating my poke trades. Then he has the nerve to go "stop shitting the bed and bringing every fiddle crow to me!"

Also had a Nasus on a team with 4 other low-tier ARAM champs, against a bunch of high-tier ones. Ofc we get destroyed, but apparently the Nasus doesn't believe in tiers because he spends the whole game moping about how unskilled we are, telling us there's no difference between the champs and we should feel really bad losing etc etc. Because apparently even when you've got a perfect excuse to not feel bad about losing, you need to be salty and moan until the game ends.

Jenova Synthesis1/6/2015, 6:40:49 PM2 votes

The only time I've ever received any type of punishment on league (After playing for almost 3 years) was on my smurf a few months ago. My ally Kha Zix was, not only not good at League, but he was harassing me constantly the entire game. It was probably one of the worst experiences I've had. He made a huge deal about me feeding and being bad and whatnot, when I had like 3 or 4 deaths and would point out every single little mistake I made. Anyway, long story short, I retaliated. It was a kind of sarcastic-type retorts and well worded insults. I ended up getting reported by Kha, which resulted in a chat-restriction for me (even though he was the one who caused it.) :c

Magma Lux Mid1/6/2015, 7:33:24 PM2 votes

Once played with an Udyr jungle that was 0/5 or something. I was playing Lux mid and 0/0/0, but the rest of my team was feeding, so Udyr called everyone else on our team useless.

Mahnigguh1/6/2015, 7:36:56 PM2 votes

this was many moon ago. players were still toxic hence we had an afk or two...eve was still very viable be cause in a 3 v 5 i went 43 and 5 with umpteen assists and my buddies and i were hitting there nexus but couldnt fin the job...we kept up the fight tho :/ but yeah super salty taking the D

warpenguin5551/6/2015, 7:41:34 PM2 votes

when ever i get salty i play teemo

Cuz theres nothing like passing that salt on to somebody else :)

asdbnmrty1/6/2015, 8:06:53 PM2 votes

I drank soy sauce once, I was damn salty after that.

Narasimha1/6/2015, 9:39:09 PM2 votes

I lost my jungle.

To a jungle Teemo.

A fucking. Jungle. Teemo.

There was much sorrow and rage that day.

alaskaneagle1/6/2015, 10:41:21 PM2 votes

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Salty enough this is my old home. It is being used as target practice after it's decommissioning to become a man made reef.

Samflash31/6/2015, 11:09:12 PM2 votes

This actually happened yesterday (Gangplank lines were added)

Gangplank Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How salty are you?

Sion How salty am I?

Gangplank Yarr

Sion Well I went bot lane to gank the enemy ADC Ezreal. He just ran out of mana and used his flash.

Gangplank And so?

Sion So when I tried to get the final blow, we both got surrounded by Ezreal's friendly minion wave. They blocked me so hard allowing Ez to walk away like nothing happened.

Sion And then he said "outplayed".

Gangplank Yarr. That be "cool story brah".Yohoho and a bottle of rum.

Captain Aishi1/6/2015, 11:16:32 PM2 votes

Season3, trying to learn how to jungle

me JarvanIV my team Rengar Leblanc Caitlyn Sona Gank mid at 3:00 first blood head straight top 4:00 Rengar double kill Tristana Enemy double kill! Caitlyn Useless jungler no ganks!

a few games later

be , be 4-0-12 at 15 minutes... realise all lanes lost hard, team blames me for not being as good as their 22 assist malph jungle

I only ever jungle ashe and katarina anymore...

oh, and that game where I almost got 3 pentas as fiora, my friend autoattacks amumu for the last hit after i get a quadra, second time, my lee sin throws his Q to steal the kill on amumu after i got the quadra, 3rd time, my E wears off and amumu lands a last autoattack to kill me while he has 12 hp left after i get the quadra ; ;

IceKingChernobog1/7/2015, 12:38:21 AM2 votes

Rek'sai throws a bitch fit at the the very beginning of the match and afks because i went veigar instead of zed. I told my team i was still learning zed and i didnt want to end up feeding the enemy with a champ i am not familiar with. Not even mad because i manage to help my team carry by utterly destroying either WW, vel, or cait. Then we ended up winning

Gunpoint1/6/2015, 9:23:07 PM1 votes

Katarina complained that I lost first dragon for the team because I was farming my blue jungle as Kha'Zix. I then proceeded to steal/solo the next 4 dragons, we lost because Katarina afk'd after I took the 3rd.

1st HanarSpectre1/6/2015, 9:25:30 PM1 votes

I've been as salty as WingsOfSaltX the past couple days.

Tin Tarantino1/7/2015, 8:58:56 PM1 votes

I had a game where my mid laner and bot lane refused to leash, then mid fed first blood and started raging about me being a useless jungler before I got to my second buff

Mecha MaIphite1/6/2015, 10:32:04 PM1 votes

Getting whined at because I was "focusing" their impenetrable front line instead of walking right through their whole team to try and nuke one of their carries.

Immobile mages ftw.

Tin Tarantino1/7/2015, 2:07:41 PM1 votes

queued up for a game and called mid, no one objected so I lock in Ahri . Get into the game and a player that picked Kassadin after I had picked claimed he had called mid first, starts raging at me immediately, I go top and he starts complaining about how Heimerdinger counters him. I offer to trade lanes and he goes top, still raging at me the entire time. This was back when still had his silence, he proceeds to feed hard vs the top lane Fiora and then blames me for the loss.

Another game I was mid as Ahri vs Veigar . The Ashe bot was freaking out about how bad it would be if Veigar got fed, I traded 1 for 1, getting first blood under the enemy turret, Ashe raged at me for the rest of the game for "feeding" Veigar