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Why Lee Sin is overpowered

Fisk·12/10/2014, 1:49:02 AM·16 votes·1,552 views

Disclaimer: There is dangerous work here folks. I cannot promise your safety. I feel as if eyes are watching me as I write this. I don't know if it will ever actually make it onto the boards or, if it does, what repercussions it may hold. But, against my better judgement, I will post this for the betterment of league players every where. I have a theory, Ladies and Gentlemen, on why Lee Sin is so broken and has remained immune to Morello's ridiculously OP nerf hammer that even made the likes of Diana, Darius, Olaf and Hecarim fall from god or, as I like to call it, Lee Sin tier. I believe Lee Sin has secretly become an intelligent computer program that writes his own script and has invaded league of legends on a core, unbalanceable force of evil. I think it all started with his champion spotlight. In the video, we see the ultimate form of Lee Sin as he truly is deep inside. And I believe after Riot tried to turn him into an actual champion after their "troll" spotlight. Then a shard of that power remained in his code until it grew into a malevolent force that took control of Riot and now, he watches and waits calculating every move, waiting for his opportunity to attack. Even his abilities sound as if they might be something with darker meaning. Crippling strike? What will he cripple? The league? Riot? And why does he need to be "safe guarded"? What is he trying to hide? And finally, his lore puts the icing on the cake. Think about it. Who would expect evil from a blind martyr? No one expects evil from a monk. And ESPECIALLY no one expects to be spied on by a blind person. A blind spy? Dumb oxymoron, or the perfect cover? Today we must ask ourselves the important questions. Is league safe to play? Why can't Lee Sin be nerfed? Why does the op'ness of his champion spotlight foreshadow his actual gameplay? Ironic that the "troll OP champ spotlight" that was a "joke" actually became true? And is their really a riot at all? Or are they simply pawns of their creation? How else could he have escaped being balanced for so long? How else could Morello have not nerfed a champion into oblivion? Maybe the players don't need saving from Lee Sin. Maybe it is Riot who needs saving. Maybe League of Legends needs our help. Are we ever safe from him? Beware my friends. Beware Lee Sin, the Blind Monk.

11 Comments

A Bad Ahri12/10/2014, 3:22:52 PM3 votes

Allow me to recite you a poem.

"Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I can't see."

But if you take these words, you notice that "black" appears three times. You know what else appears three times? The letter k. KKK. Racism. Lee Sin is white. White is a shade. Black is a shade. Lee Sin is not black. You know who is black? Lucian. Lucian builds Trinity Force. Trinity. Tri. Triangle. You know what else is a triangle? The Illuminati. Eyes. Lee Sin has no eyes. The Illuminati has one eye. Now let's think about this logically. Lee Sin is a monk. Monk. Monkey. Wukong is a monkey. Wukong learned from Master Yi. Master Yi. Mister Ya. Mystery. The Illuminati is a mystery. You know what else is a mystery? Lee Sin. Why has Lee Sin not been nerfed? Lee Sin has six letters in his name. Nerf has four. 6 + 4 = 10. 10. 10 is the amount of people on Summoner's Rift. Summoner. Lee Sin wanted to be a Summoner. Lee Sin burned his eyes out because he failed to be a Summoner. Riot removed Summoners from the lore. Riot. Why won't Riot nerf Lee Sin? Riot has four letters. Why has three letters. Why Riot? 4 + 3 = 7. Lee Sin and Nerf are never allowed in the same sentence as Riot and Why. 10 - 7 = 3. Three. You know what there are three of? Angles in a triangle. Triangle. Illuminati. Lee Sin.

Lee Sin is part of the Illuminati confirmed!

On another note, I realize that they can't nerf Lee Sin because he was originally a Summoner, and now that they don't exist, Lee Sin is not allowed to be nerfed until they change his lore.

hobomann212/10/2014, 3:08:57 AM3 votes

league is the matrix and lee sin is agent smith

jimmylism12/10/2014, 2:39:50 AM2 votes

op'ness

Hue Opness

Machete Cortez12/10/2014, 5:15:20 PM2 votes

stop crying bronzies, he is not even one of the stronger junglers, good early, gets shit on mid to late

Mikal Pikal12/10/2014, 9:52:37 PM2 votes

I don't know why, but I think OP is right.

Owltears12/11/2014, 1:31:41 AM1 votes

I think he needs to drink more orange juice

warpenguin55512/10/2014, 6:19:06 PM1 votes

1st off, lee is not OP, he has a strong early and mid game, which allows him to get fed easier. But an underfed/low farm Lee Sin is never going to do anything unless you feed it.

GottaGoToSpace12/10/2014, 4:05:56 AM1 votes

But what if Lee was not nerf?

Centuros12/10/2014, 3:13:32 AM1 votes

Nah, he's just President Tryndamere's cousin, and Morello wants to keep his job.