...really?

I know that I read up on how Riot is having some serious... SERIOUS issues with NA right now for some unknown reason. Something about fixing it with pushups. I dunno. All I know is after retrying to login over 50 times I FINALLY get verified, and then sit in the "Over 20,000" queue for nearly a half an hour before reaching position 1... ...and then sitting there. For another half an hour.

http://puu.sh/aZQRV/e248cb6698.jpg

Literally been doing its standard 'Queue position check in...' thing, and I HAVE NOT BEEN LOGGED IN AT ALL. What about those 20,000+ people ahead of me who literally ZIPPED PAST?! Why do THEY get to log in at their appropriated time, but not me?!

This really is kinda bullshit. If you can't let other people login, then just have the patcher say that NA is down. :/ Come home from a long day of work and want to play League with my girlfriend. She logs in without a hitch, I'm pulling teeth here just to sit and watch Gnar stomp the ground behind a transparent number 1.