Story time with a jungler and his wireless mouse.

ImHerVoice··1 votes·1,242 views

I go top to gank. My mouse dies mid gank I press the S key and scamble to find a battery. Where is that battery I'm screaming in my head Where where where.

In pre game lobby I said that gnar was going to get fed, it was destiny. I could hear the devils laughing as I grasped the battery and was at 50 hp in horror I cried out NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO And the kittens where dieing And then I died And then I lost the game The end.

6 Comments

disregardable1 votes

Why would you even own a wireless mouse? They're less effective and more expensive. I can understand your company forcing one on you at work, but at home?...

ImHerVoice1 votes

I like the small shape, It clicks faster than a normal mouse. Most mice now a days have buttons on the side and are bulkier with a slower click .

I'm old fashioned, It's the size I've used since broodwar days. just a logitech m305

I do have a gaming mouse, I just don't use it I gave it to my younger brother earlier this mouth because I never used it.

Figured I could let him have it since I don't use it. Ofc he goes and fucks it up without the first week he owns it, but eh, thems the breaks when you live with people who don't respect anything they own or care for it correctly lol.

disregardable1 votes

It looks exactly like my Logitech wired mouse. I bought it in an emergency for ~$30 when my trackpad freaked out in the middle of a game. Later on I picked up a an $8 Amazon Basics mouse that I like just as much.

Seriously, just get a wired mouse. They don't die, and they don't lag.

ImHerVoice1 votes

I dont really have lag on my mouse at all the delay is small enough that I'm used to it by now. Been using it for years. I micro just fine in Broodwar with it.

If anything its riots shitty servers that cause more issues than anything else.

AJStarhiker1 votes

I use a wireless mouse for general day-to-day stuff because I've got enough wires and cords getting tangled in my backpack. But my laptop doesn't Support League, so I know a dead battery won't be a problem. When I play League? Corded. It just makes sense.

IamTribulation1 votes

So sad. Lemme recount you mine:

There I was, going for my last promotional game for Diamond. D/C happened, due to an unscheduled and unforeseeable power cut. I ran around for the laptop's battery while all hell broke lose for my team. I finally returned, and the game's already gone, due to a server issue.

I got a second chance. And I got myself promoted. I came to believe that god actually exists if you say "fuck you, power company" for a couple thousand times.

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