Story time with a jungler and his wireless mouse.

ImHerVoice·12/13/2014, 2:08:54 PM·1 votes·1,242 views

I go top to gank. My mouse dies mid gank I press the S key and scamble to find a battery. Where is that battery I'm screaming in my head Where where where.

In pre game lobby I said that gnar was going to get fed, it was destiny. I could hear the devils laughing as I grasped the battery and was at 50 hp in horror I cried out NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO And the kittens where dieing And then I died And then I lost the game The end.

6 Comments

disregardable12/13/2014, 2:10:09 PM1 votes

Why would you even own a wireless mouse? They're less effective and more expensive. I can understand your company forcing one on you at work, but at home?...

AJStarhiker12/13/2014, 2:29:34 PM1 votes

I use a wireless mouse for general day-to-day stuff because I've got enough wires and cords getting tangled in my backpack. But my laptop doesn't Support League, so I know a dead battery won't be a problem. When I play League? Corded. It just makes sense.

IamTribulation12/13/2014, 2:52:29 PM1 votes

So sad. Lemme recount you mine:

There I was, going for my last promotional game for Diamond. D/C happened, due to an unscheduled and unforeseeable power cut. I ran around for the laptop's battery while all hell broke lose for my team. I finally returned, and the game's already gone, due to a server issue.

I got a second chance. And I got myself promoted. I came to believe that god actually exists if you say "fuck you, power company" for a couple thousand times.