My "Affectionate" Names/Identities for Champions

x No Heart·1/8/2015, 7:04:49 AM·1 votes·779 views

DISCLAIMER: Some might find a few of the nicknames offensive. If you're a PUSSY, get out.

Azir Azizzle Blitzcrank Useless Bot 4000 Braum Pornstache Ezreal Ezrool Fiddlesticks Fiddlesdicks Fiora Fedora (the hat, not like "Fiora" combined with "Fed") Fizz Frogger (he's not a fish, people) Gangplank Worthless Garen Sir Box Shoulders Gragas Meghan Trainor Graves Rucks Hecarim Pony / Heckyram Janna Janana / Jenan / Janners JarvanIV Jerven Katarina Bae-blade Kennen Gerbil (Bonus: my friend calls his dash move "Cocaine Rush") Leblanc LeDonk Leona %%%% / Sun Lady Lucian Dante Lulu Psycho Midget (Fun fact: Lulu is my favorite champion) Malphite Cock Solid Maokai Tree MasterYi Mister Yi Nocturne Spookturne Orianna Oriahhhhnna (Urkel Voice) Pantheon Panties On (Shoutout to Zuzu) Quinn Leona's girlfriend Rammus Rammy RekSai Tremors Renekton Gator (I love this one because it's snappier than Croc and I never see other people using it, they usually use Croc) Rengar Rango / Mufasa Ryze Gremlin / Smurf Reject Sivir Xena's ugly little sister Sona Hentai Bait Taric Gem Man / Sparkles Teemo Teemumu Tristana Waddles - watch her movement animation cycle set to this music. Tryndamere Trondlemoff Urgot Baby Face (Toy Story) Veigar Vivi Vi Not invited to lesbian orgies Viktor (Sorry, I've never seen this champion before. Can anybody tell me who this one is?) Volibear Voliboss Warwick Whoredick Zac Flubber Ziggs Chatters Zilean Zordon

2 Comments

SDVX1/14/2015, 8:54:48 PM1 votes

I'm offended. Ezreal does not "rool". It's more like EZSUCK.