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PSA- Bronze Top lane.

A8KkXovSOf·1/21/2016, 10:24:10 PM·1 votes·225 views

This advice is from a top-jun main and straight up bronze legend.

You are not important. You will not and should not receive any help levels 2-8. Top lane is for summoners of true grit. We ask for no help ever. This is not my quote but it's the best advice I have ever heard. "Play like there is no jungler."

I know you do not understand why you are not important so i'll break it down real simple like.

  • You are all the way up there. There are 8 other players down there.
  • Your tower is not the mid tower.
  • You are not next to a fucking dragon.

Tips on how to grow a pair.

  • Give up your tower before death. GO BACK even if u have to walk.

  • Invade enemy Jun with wards kill jungler.

  • Do not be a scrub using a champ that does not belong. ex. Jinx

  • Teemo is situational not blind pick. He does not counter a Tryndamere or Garen no matter how much you want to believe. Any main of those two that has half a brain has already killed hundreds of teemos. Side note, unless godlike you are useless after 20 min. You just wasted a spot on the battlefield with more damage when you already have damage on your team.

  • You only play DPS champs? Only have runes for DPS? Then do not top. Simple.

  • Is your jun another dirtbag noob Yi and Sup is playing mid in the bot lane as lux? Then don't pick a DPS champ. Accept the fact that other people can carry. Or pick riven and lose cause you're the best and nobody can ever win without your skill.

Most important thing I want to say. -Fresh level 30's in all lanes. (Season 5 -draft pick). Playing with half a rune page is disrespectful to your team. You are not ready for ranked at all. You need at least 4 complete rune pages ADC, Tank, Mage, Jungle.

  • Are you like 5-40 win/loss then guess what. You are the problem not "trolls" or "afk" you. Go back to norms. That's not even mean or disrespectful it's just a simple fact that you are not ready. Chill with your ego and practice in norms. This game is a lot to learn. Your game mechanics are not the only thing to understand.

  • Press Y and never use a locked screen again. Locked screen is so whack that you should be ashamed.

  • Smartcast is your friend. Google it.

  • Sometimes people play things in ways that your noob brain can not understand. Ex. AD malizar jun- AP tryn, xin, yi. SHUT UP. You always say your opinion then someday someone might actually believe you. Ignorance is contagious. Use lol wiki, READ POWERS.

I'm out. Keep it real up in bronze.

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