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Champion Puns for a Boyfriend's Birthday Card?

joliesse·9/22/2015, 10:39:21 AM·4 votes·2,856 views

Hello! My boyfriend's birthday in in a couple days, and I made a League-related card for him. I haven't written anything in it, though. What are some puns I could put into that isn't overly cheesy/sexual? I was scrolling through the whole Tell us your cheesiest League pick up lines thread, but all the ones about Yasuo (which he mains) were kinda...um, you get what I mean. I was thinking about maybe something involving Lux, since that's my main? What a shame Yasuo x Lux is like, never happening. I'm very bad with words, so I'd really appreciate some cool ideas and lines I could put into the card. Thanks in advance!

I'm getting him Jayce, Zed, and Azir for his birthday as well :) could anyone help me think of hints I could put into the card? He doesn't know what champions I'm getting him yet, and the only thing I've told him was Bjergsen.

Champions he plays the most: mostly top/mid/jungle Champions I play the most: mostly support/mid/adc

14 Comments

LaceUp239/22/2015, 11:11:10 AM2 votes

Happy birthday,

I will Fiddle your stick Fiddlesticks .

The end.

TacoTheKitten9/22/2015, 3:29:29 PM2 votes

Make a little yasuo and janna drawing with the words "You blow me away" or something. Or do lux saying "You light up my world". LeeSin "You Lee-ve me breathless". Lol i dunno.

Jungled9/22/2015, 11:04:23 AM1 votes

Happy Birthday,

I Zed I would get you a sup Ryze . So LeeSin closely or I'll have to Ekko . I'm going to give you a new meaning to sex. Because I Garen tee to make you Fizz more than Annie one has done before. So Bard you're gonna scream Gnar ... I'll make you the Viktor and then you'll be Talon erybod MasterYi .

Love Joliesse xoxo

Linna Excel9/22/2015, 3:53:56 PM1 votes

Orianna - play with me and you'll have a ball.

Yasuo - Have you seen my ult? Lux - mine's bigger

Azir hint - I hope you like playing in the sand

Kas1279/23/2015, 12:43:52 AM1 votes

I feel your light touch on my cheeks, I see your shadows around me, Your vision impaired by charm That I cast the moment you found me. My light shall guide us to future, Your wind will lift us from ground, Together we will be eternal Through knowledge that we'll leave behind.

I did my best. Happy birthday to your dear friend.

ninjaIRL 9/22/2015, 11:47:54 AM1 votes

Ahri LeeSin Ahri-Lee Love You

Rux1009/22/2015, 11:41:04 AM1 votes

I'm not clever enough but maybe this link will help:

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Yasuo/Background

This lists his Yasuo's in-game sayings wether he's moving, attacking, taunting, whatever. Try making something clever out of that? One thing I do find funny is I never say the word "yes" irl anymore. since playing LoL, me and my gf always say "yas" sarcastically. Never really gets old. Hope this helps!!!