Pinnacle of noob

Markus Kruber··5 votes·870 views

First like 12 minutes of the game was Ashe (0/4) and Ekko feeding rest of the game was Ashe and Ekko feeding Plus Garen who thought he could 1v5 the team, Blitzcrank flashed into Veigar stun, they didn't push. I get a lot of teams that don't push they just sit in the jungle picking their noses. It gives me migraines, I didn't think that there were players this bad in the game. There should be a rock division or something.

22 Comments

Bauchelain4 votes

I was Silver in S4, won 7/10 placements in S5 and got thrown into Bronze 2. The matchmaking system is a %%%%ing joke, Riot can all burn in hell.

Live2LetDie2 votes

Bronze is basically wood division. If your in bronze you don't know the game lol

Bauchelain4 votes

You're an idiot. I was Silver in S4, won 7/10 placements in S5 and got thrown into Bronze 2. The matchmaking system is a %%%%ing joke, Riot can all burn in hell.

Live2LetDie2 votes

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You're an idiot. I was Silver in S4, won 7/10 placements in S5 and got thrown into Bronze 2. The matchmaking system is a %%%%ing joke, Riot can all burn in hell.

Haha idk how admitting that you went from silver to b2, which you should of known was going to happen with placements, is helping your case. Bad players always blame others. I got placed in G5 from plat and am back at plat 3. Went from b2-p5 s4... I think we can figure out who is the mechanically challenged one here ;)

Bauchelain3 votes

Let me help you with understanding what a hilarious retard you are.

I just got another account up to 30, did placements, didn't try, won 4/10. Silver 4. On an new, previously unranked account with a 40% placement win rate. Versus my previously silver account with a 70% win rate dropping to bronze 2.

How do can you be SO stupid as to think that any of that makes sense? I can only conclude that you get carried to plat every season, because there's no way somebody as dumb as you could ever get good at this game. Sad...

Live2LetDie1 votes

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Let me help you with understanding what a hilarious retard you are.

I just got another account up to 30, did placements, didn't try, won 4/10. Silver 4. On an new, previously unranked account with a 40% placement win rate. Versus my previously silver account with a 70% win rate dropping to bronze 2.

How do can you be SO stupid as to think that any of that makes sense? I can only conclude that you get carried to plat every season, because there's no way somebody as dumb as you could ever get good at this game. Sad...

You obviously don't know basic algebra. High school drop out am I right? Unranked start with a base mmr of 1200 that can go as high as s1. First games are most important and you go up and down from there.

Previously ranked accounts all got a soft reset. Even if you won 10/10 it was unlikely you would get your last season rank and this was known. The sad part is you can't even get yourself out of bronze or you wouldn't be complaining like a 12 year old school girl haha. Been in gold, plat, plat, for 3 seasons:) you couldn't even be carried probably hahahaha

Bauchelain3 votes

"The sad part is you can't even get yourself out of bronze"

Way to contradict yourself, retard. I STARTED in bronze, how the fuck do you think I got silver? I frankly just stopped playing ranked on that account when Riot fucked me that hard. Only played the placements on the new account to prove my point. So because I wasn't aware of some "soft reset", because I don't suck Riot's collective cock like you do, I'm a high school dropout? LMFAO! Been through college twice, actually, but thanks for even MORE proof of what a flagrant fetal-alcohol downy you are.

You start shit with me, talking trash like you're some kind of pro instead of asking if I'd heard about this "soft reset", which resulted in me being fucked by Riot NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT OR WHAT THE REASON IS. You basically just said "you think Riot fucked you when actually Riot fucked EVERYONE." Guess what? I'm part of "everyone." You contradicted and embarrassed yourself, which is funny enough on it's own, but now I get to continue ripping you apart for the brain-dead, inbred piece of shit that you are. Life is good.

Also note the votes on our comments. Everyone reading this knows you're a fucking moron.

Live2LetDie1 votes

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"The sad part is you can't even get yourself out of bronze"

Way to contradict yourself, retard. I STARTED in bronze, how the fuck do you think I got silver? I frankly just stopped playing ranked on that account when Riot fucked me that hard. Only played the placements on the new account to prove my point. So because I wasn't aware of some "soft reset", because I don't suck Riot's collective cock like you do, I'm a high school dropout? LMFAO! Been through college twice, actually, but thanks for even MORE proof of what a flagrant fetal-alcohol downy you are.

You start shit with me, talking trash like you're some kind of pro instead of asking if I'd heard about this "soft reset", which resulted in me being fucked by Riot NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT OR WHAT THE REASON IS. You basically just said "you think Riot fucked you when actually Riot fucked EVERYONE." Guess what? I'm part of "everyone." You contradicted and embarrassed yourself, which is funny enough on it's own, but now I get to continue ripping you apart for the brain-dead, inbred piece of shit that you are. Life is good.

Also note the votes on our comments. Everyone reading this knows you're a fucking moron.

Look at the likes? 89% of the community is below plat so obviously you bad players stick together hahah I'm glad you got salty though:) my job is done here

Bauchelain3 votes

Salty? I just put a scumbag loser in his place, and now he's nothing left to back up his hilariously retarded bullshit. I win. My job here is done.

Live2LetDie1 votes

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Salty? I just put a scumbag loser in his place, and now he's nothing left to back up his hilariously retarded bullshit. I win. My job here is done.

Looks at elo, ya you win buddy hahahaha your as bad as the people who get off a fresh 30.. let that sink in

Bauchelain3 votes

Look back and see how many times I said I DON'T FUCKING PLAY RANKED ANYMORE. Holy shit man, even your ad hominem bullshit doesn't withstand the slightest bit of scrutiny. Do you really not understand how badly you're embarrassing yourself? By all means, keep it up; your arguments are no longer just flimsy, they aren't even arguments. This is what your life amounts to, isn't it? Finding people to argue with and just resorting to insults when you lose. Sad...

tempname4412572 votes

lol fking mic drop!

HowsThisNotTaken3 votes

News flash, idiot: Everything below Diamond is pure luck. You get carried to plat and can't get any higher because you're trash and get lucky with matchmaking, or you have a Diamond+ smurf duo do all the work for you. Get over yourself, noob.

Bauchelain3 votes

Bwahahahaha, so true! Well said.

Live2LetDie1 votes

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News flash, idiot: Everything below Diamond is pure luck. You get carried to plat and can't get any higher because you're trash and get lucky with matchmaking, or you have a Diamond+ smurf duo do all the work for you. Get over yourself, noob.

looks at op.gg sees there is no duo, looks at win % sees im posi, looks at lower elo plebs and laugh for days hahahaha

HowsThisNotTaken2 votes

Sounds like a waste of time to me. Get over yourself kid nobody cares about your online dick waving.

Mimy2 votes

Welcome to bronze. Here is your ruler. - Teemo

Ternt2 votes

Yeh, when you're in Bronze you can't expect much to make sense. I'm in Silver and most the time my teammates do the same thing. So lets hope if I make it to Gold things improve.

Markus Kruber2 votes

I heard gold is the same I heard that u gota get to challenger

Live2LetDie1 votes

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Yeh, when you're in Bronze you can't expect much to make sense. I'm in Silver and most the time my teammates do the same thing. So lets hope if I make it to Gold things improve.

It doesn't, until masters either your solo lanes stomp or get stomped the majority of the time. It's just how the game is.

fasega1 votes

I was silver 2 last year and got to Plat 4 so far this year and I will tell you one important thing IT WILL NEVER GET BETTER. Its solo queue so people are going make bad decisions. Hell when you watch challenger streams you see the same things. Give up hope and learn that LIFE IS PAIN.

Ternt1 votes

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I was silver 2 last year and got to Plat 4 so far this year and I will tell you one important thing IT WILL NEVER GET BETTER. Its solo queue so people are going make bad decisions. Hell when you watch challenger streams you see the same things. Give up hope and learn that LIFE IS PAIN.

Damn, nice! For you climbing, but yeh I am sure there are dumbasses everywhere lol.

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