1: Sorry Guys I'm sleepy, I can't play anymore
2: My Dog cut my neck with a letter opener AFK
3: My power Went out Brb
4: I actually pooped my pants
5: OMG NOOB TEM WORTHLESS I NEVER MKR MISTKAES BUT YOU GUYS DO EOW ID BE DIAMOND IF NOT FOR MY TEAMS WOW OMFG
6: Noob Jg
7; Jungler stole cannon Minion AFK
8: top is 0-99
9: wow I deserve better teams
10: AUTOLOCKS YASUO
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LOL
as a support main i can say my best afk excuse is "Adc stole a kill"
some I've heard before that may or may not be true.
"Uncle in the hospital" "wife is in labor and about to give birth" "mom/dad is mad at me" "gotta piss real bad" "since you guys refuse to surrender, I'm just going to sit at fountain."
You told me to freaking ward! How dare you be so toxic. Muted and afk.
You made him afk by being toxic.
Stop being so toxic - harassing him to group up so he stops feeding. Saying stuff like that clearly upsets him and you are going to make him tilt.
Didn't ward or watch my buff and other team stole it and killed you.
Smoke break.
House was on fire.
Have to let my cat outside to pee.
My show came on tv - gotta go.
Only have 15 min to win before I have to leave for work. 12 min into game... see ya later.
Had to close league - my boss stopped by to check on my work.
