Can't win games on Master Yi?

Don't worry, this guide will help you MASTER AHAHAH GET IT -________________- Anyways First step in becoming a Yi God is focus on a target you hate the most, Xayah Jungle? Go smack that hoe until she dies, screw her she's already taken as a waifu so no reason to waste time trying to be friends with her

Step#2 You like making people mad? Just autolock Yi, you pretty much win already anyways

Step#3 Block my Account so you don't have to read my terrible Guides

Step #4 Buying Attack Speed Items

Step #5 the most important thing is to master is to master his spell rotation, Let me explain "but Nega Master Yi has no roation" oh well that's why you're not challenger! (i'd be challenger but my teams tho) Here's the spell breakdown - in LCS Fashion EQWEQWQEWQWQWQEWEQWWQQEWEWQEQWQEWQEWEWWQQEWEQWQEWQEQWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEQEWQEWQEWQEWQEQEWQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWQEEWQRRRRRRRRRRRRRQRQEEQEQWWQRQEQEQWEWQQERQEWQEWQEWQEWRQEWQREWRQEWRQEWQWEQREWREWQREWQREWQREWQRWQREWQREWQREWQREWQREWQREWQREWQREWQREWQWERWERQQWERQREWQERWQREWQRWEQREWQRQWERREWQREWQR Alright lads you're ready for PvP against Faker himself! who i'd gladly beat 1v1 anyday (disclaimer: This is a satire post meant to be silly, and have a little bit of fun, please faker god do not smite my LP this week for dishonoring your glorius name, Please send help, MY teams are keeping me from challenger rank 1 Korea) Thanks for reading

P.S. My club is recruiting