Serious Question: Long post that may decide the faith of League of Legends and it's Community

Brain Errör 404··2 votes·363 views

I know you all don't wanna go through a long, boring post, so I'll leave a TL;DR at the end. I just really have something I want to ask. Something so serious it could net me millions of down votes if I'm not careful how I phrase it. It's something very fragile and could step on thousands of feelings, and I want to come out as gentle and polite as possible. I don't want to be brash, I don't want to be rude and I don't want to come off as an a-hole. I need you all to stay very attentive and take what's about to come with a grain of salt. Promise me that you won't take anything too personal and come at me with pitch forks and torches. I know that this may seem like an obvious question and may, in turn, send you through a spiraling amount of emotions, but please, do answer seriously. The question I'm about to ask is of utmost importance and I would like serious answers only.

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D3m37r11 votes

The muffin man is not a figment of our imagination. We are a figment of his.

YouGoTownedX2 votes

Nay, for none are figments of imagination but he IS the muffin man because has hath been baked by the baker known as the Pantheon. So because he was Pantheon's creation he was given the Helmet of Berry, an ancient creature who has been said to turn any poison into a nice berry flavored cough syrup. Thus so because he has been a baked muffin he now seeks the legendary Ever-burn coal only found in the fiery depths of Olaf's grill. Then he ventures out onto the Plains of Rice and Fish. Escaping Akali and her swishing knives. Narrowly dodging death, he found it... the ancient eye of the Puffer fish. With it he set out to find something no mortal muffin has ever found. The great Salami Sword. You would think it would be easy to find but no... for the Salami Sword looks like a regular piece of salami sausage! So with the true sight of the Puffer fish eye he found his weapon. Alas, Leona had found him taking her sausage and stabbed him with her meat fork. The Muffin man had been wretched from Leona's sausage and thrown down. He fell for what seemed like forever and into the dark void known as... the Can. Some say the Muffin man lingers within the Can to this day, others say Olaf got hungry and ate the Muffin man for being in his soup can but no one will ever know now.

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