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lightdragoon8845 votes

Rock Solid.

Blue Moon Wolf37 votes

Malphite: but... Rocks are my thing ;__; Skarner: not anymore XD

lightdragoon8826 votes

Skarner Rocks are now my little gem.

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exiledFromBadmen2 votes

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Skarner Rocks are now my little gem.

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My Little Gem: Friendship Is Outrageous

ßluę1 votes

why are you so legend Q_Q

lightdragoon883 votes

I am a Legend of Dragoon.

The Mormonator5 votes

Thank you for that subtle reminder that Dragoons were removed from Starcraft.

ArkenStorm1 votes

protoss, while still my favorite race, are the underdogs for sure now. stalkers are nowhere near as good, and immortals can't hit air. Carriers have been nerfed hard. WHY IS PROTOSS HATED BY BLIZZARD?!!?

I'm just hoping for some redeeming qualities in Legacy of the Void, because currently the new units are stupid IMO. Ok, not stupid, but relatively weak. Terran gets more awesome stuff, zerg gets lurker back and a cool roach upgrade(that acts like a marauder does for protoss shield destruction!), and protoss gets meh.

Bouffon dAnglais1 votes

hey lightdragoon you're the one with the skin sales stories, right?

lightdragoon881 votes

Yep.

Bouffon dAnglais1 votes

did you continue those since the one with Cassiopeia?

lightdragoon881 votes

Of course.

Bouffon dAnglais1 votes

Could you, by any chance, make a thread with links to all of it?

Conncept2 votes

It saddens me greatly that people don't get this reference. :(

Legend of Dragoon people, amazing skill based RPG with a great story and a lot of beautiful hand drawn visuals. The Light Dragoon was one of the game's titular dragoon characters, though technically she was called the White Silver Dragoon.

lightdragoon881 votes

I'll be honest, my name was supposed to be based of the Lightning Dragoon.

Häßlich1 votes

Haschel

Small Tiddies1 votes

Legends Of The Dragoon? My childhood in a nutshell.

ham døg1 votes

I actually played with him in a game once. We randomly found each other in team builder and he was playing Quinn. Of course I had to make really bad plays and look like a bronze 11 noob. item 3070 Tristana item 3070

injourn9 votes

Rock you llke a hurricane

revliledpembroke2 votes

Guess it was a one hit wonder.

RottedApples9 votes

never was there ever a more relevant place for a my little pony gif

http://i.imgur.com/Ga9fw.gif

67169943_DEL8 votes

hey i love that show! my favorite pony is Rainbow Dash,do you watch it?

RottedApples7 votes

some yes.

ShadowParker4 votes

Pls. Make a different thread and talk about it. BUT NOT IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS.

RottedApples7 votes

the gif was relevant. and actually a decent joke if you get it.

also, that was 2 replies, some haters.

Earthpine4 votes

Why are people downvoting you? There's no reason to.

I AM IN NO WAY A BRONY, just pointing that out.

RottedApples3 votes

I mean haters gonna hate. The gif was still relevant to the situation regardless.

jDiosama4 votes

The ol' Charlie Brown effect

Jammieboi4 votes

The rock thing is stupid. If his power is gated by it, Skarner is trash unless he's near it. Instead they decide to let him keep all his power and gave him the buff rock.

Davy Crockett3 votes

it was only if he cc'd someone so... by stunning with E or ulting someone.

Ironclad Dragon4 votes

Ezreal "Heh, all he got was a rock." Skarner "The planet is one rock."

Fowus3 votes

+1 gordon

Rinky Dinky3 votes

It was riot's way of putting the boards in their place.

You think this rework is gonna make him worse? Eat this ya lil shits

SpecterVonBaren4 votes

But he is worse. Yes, he functions and is very successful in games, but his actual design is worse because now his current... idea I guess, is that he is a ball of stats champion that has six balls that give him more stats.

Honestly, think about what Skarner will be like when his numbers are tuned right so that he isn't OP. Is there any reason to play him over someone else? The only thing unique he provides is still the same thing as always, his ult.

Sentinel Hydra2 votes

Well, I guess Riot is sorta trying to theme him more to a neutral objective controller. I think people would play him over someone else because its kind of like a mini-game: You fight in this area and yay! You win(sometimes). His ult is the most unique thing about him, however this makes him more unique; and possibly more fun to play.

SpecterVonBaren3 votes

The issue is that even as a neutral objective controller he's not great, he's not good at controlling those objectives because his kit inherently make him good at it like Nunu's Consume for the monsters themselves ,or Fiddle's ability to ult onto an unsuspecting team. Instead his ability to control neutral objectives is because of a ham fisted stat boost.

It doesn't make him any better at controlling these areas because they give him a unique skill or ability that lends itself to this (Like... what if the range of summoner spells was increased for him when he's near a rock? Then he could smite from over a wall if his crystal isn't captured) it's just "I function better here because reasons."

Hoactzin1 votes

I think that the idea is that he's meant to be just okay when he's not around his rock, and fantastic when he is. I feel that now that he's less "I hope I can charge out of the jungle at 550 movespeed and smack you around, if not I'm useless" and more "No matter what, I have the potential to get my rock. This rock is my friend, my buddy. Rock on." etc, he will be allowed to be a bit stronger.

The Loveless1 votes

It's not even the crystals alone that make him oppressive. It's fighting him with the double stun, low cooldown rapid slashing, when he has thornmail, 1 or more juggernaut items and overall heavy defense which boosts his shield that's soul sucking. Good luck if he so happens to have triforce.

Sniper 03 votes
YOLO420SWAGSCOPE2 votes

Same with Mordekaiser

only except he gets a DRAGON

Vore Monster2 votes

A dragon that doesn't listen to commands.

Rikari1 votes

my thoughts exactly.

Bouffon dAnglais1 votes

I mean, yeah sure, he's strong, but... I dunno, I just find him less fun.

CasterGilgamesh2 votes

he is almost the same tbh

Darkvaine1 votes

music begins i came in like a wreaking ball!

Vistha Kai1 votes

I still think he got a rock.

For some weird reason not being banning phase I have yet to play with or aganist Skarner.

Oh, wait. I can't play ranked because I'm getting packet loss every match this patch.

The Loveless1 votes

That's why I ignored everyone who didn't even test the juggernauts on PBE, and even those saying "so and so is trash now".

Darius did NOT need that hotfix buff either. Just like reworked Ryze didn't need buffs just because his release week winrate was in the shitters.

I wish people would get adjusted and recognize a hero's strengths before spouting off like they know what they're talking about.

Side note: I'm tired of the same two "Morde mains, even though one of them got exposed for buying an account and doing horribly on Morde" constantly making threads as if they're the authority on Morde just because they named their accounts after him, and the blind upvotes they get for having cool names. Those guys, unsurprisingly, didn't know squat and it turns out Morde doesn't suffer bot lane at all. "QQ huehue CertainlyT gonna fail"

zzzz

AlexXeno1 votes

Actually I was always afraid of him inside those fields. I was more afraid of how sad he would be outside of those fields. But then I solo'd dragon lvl 5 and all was K.

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