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A Superb Villain43 votes

They had taken too long, that much was certain. The Battlecast had weathered their First Strike, survived until the full potential of manufactured destruction could be brought to bear. Whatever edge their blades had given them had long dulled against the unrelenting wall of iron. The fire of unstoppable industry was burning through their meager defenses, missiles from above and mines from below. The team had their backs against a crumbling wall, a steel behemoth looming over them with the light of armageddon in its eyes.

This was the end.

And then...

http://screencrush.com/files/2013/04/pacrim8.gif

#Mecha Aatrox from out of fucking nowhere.

kunkudunk7 votes

That last line killed me lol.

GamerGoodies1 votes

Mecha malphite?

BeatzBoyFTW5 votes

Yasuo : Come here brah. Sit with me....... Malphite : Sniff sniff okie.....

TheUntitledKing2 votes

Yes! Yes!

People who think Mecha Aatrox is a Transformer are plebs. I mean he's almost a carbon copy of Gipsy Danger as he is in game.

A Superb Villain with superb comments.

Volnon4 votes

Ah yes, how silly of us to think that a champion that TRANSFORMS INTO A PLANE WHEN RECALLING was based off of Transformers? Completely ridiculous. Seriously though, I can see inspiration from both Pacific Rim and Transformers in the design of both Mecha Aatrox and Malphite.

Clapper of Asses23 votes

And since rammus is not a battlecast champ it will be fair :)

The Quinndred2 votes

ok.

Small Tiddies1 votes

ok.

lakeyja9001 votes

ok.

DarthSpectrum22 votes

I would love to see this.

To have the 5 newest Battle Cast champions Chogath Skarner Viktor KogMaw Velkoz fight Fiora MasterYi Zed Lucian Leona

In this line up, PROJECTs have a clear edge in lane. Fiora can easily 1 v 1 Cho once she gets her core items. Zed is simply good against mages. And Lucian & Leona is simply stronger early game than Kog'maw and Vel'koz.

However, if Battle Cast is allowed to sub in some champions, they can send Cho'gath mid and perhaps Urgot top to negate some of PROJECT's early game advantage. Cho can deny Zed, and Urgot can poke down Fiora before she gets her items.

Late game, Battle Cast will flat out destroy PROJECT unless BC is extremely behind.

AquariusGine1 votes

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I would love to see this.

To have the 5 newest Battle Cast champions Chogath Skarner Viktor KogMaw Velkoz fight Fiora MasterYi Zed Lucian Leona

In this line up, PROJECTs have a clear edge in lane. Fiora can easily 1 v 1 Cho once she gets her core items. Zed is simply good against mages. And Lucian & Leona is simply stronger early game than Kog'maw and Vel'koz.

However, if Battle Cast is allowed to sub in some champions, they can send Cho'gath mid and perhaps Urgot top to negate some of PROJECT's early game advantage. Cho can deny Zed, and Urgot can poke down Fiora before she gets her items.

Late game, Battle Cast will flat out destroy PROJECT unless BC is extremely behind.

But Project is all AD team. Unless Leona goes item 3089

DarthSpectrum9 votes

That's why they would lose XD, besides that they lack CC for team fights as well.

In terms of objective control, BC got Skarner who can CC Yi and Cho'gath who can Feast the Dragon/Baron.

On a side note, BC team is almost entirely AP as well. Even ADC Kog deals a hefty amount of magic damage.

Given how powerful Fiora is currently, if Leona manages to catch out Viktor or Kog, they will be blown up in a fraction of a second, allowing Fiora to activate her Grand Challenge healing fountain. That ability heals everyone for almost 2k, all the CC in the world isn't going to save BC.

Or PROJECT team can just send Fiora and Yi to split push 1-3-1. No one on the BC team can fight 1 v 1, or might even struggle with 1 v 2 against Fiora and Yi. BC got a ton of wave clear and very strong team fight, but none on their team can duel well even if you sub in Xerath or Urgot. PROJECT can just split, and I am pretty confident that Fiora or Yi can solo kill the enemy team if they come one at a time.

Of course, BC will just take Baron and Dragons like no tomorrow. PROJECT definitely has the edge early on, but BC can win late game through superior team fights and far better objective control.

Nekro Gaming2 votes

Well battlecast is all ap except kog maw, i dont see the issue here.

maikokk1 votes

and skarner... and urgot....

Nekro Gaming1 votes

Skarner is ap guy

maikokk2 votes

skarner is hybrid bruiser guy. if you want to pretend like having a bunch of AP scaling makes you an AP champ, should add kogmaw to the AP list rekt.

Nekro Gaming1 votes

Yea kog maw can build ap also in fact I find it better than ad kog maw, and i didnt say skarner wasnt hybrid all I said was he is ap, oh and also urgot ya know what urgot has some ap scaling too lets just put them all on the ap list, and while we're at it, ad top leona is pretty good lets make the project skin full ad

maikokk1 votes

ok ill put it in plain terms since you are so dense.

nobody ever builds AP on skarner.

Nekro Gaming1 votes

Yea, I know, nobody builds ad on him either. GASP

maikokk1 votes

then why post worthless comments about how he is an AP champ. troll much?

waiting for kappa

Spizzle90002 votes

{quoted}

I would love to see this.

To have the 5 newest Battle Cast champions Chogath Skarner Viktor KogMaw Velkoz fight Fiora MasterYi Zed Lucian Leona

In this line up, PROJECTs have a clear edge in lane. Fiora can easily 1 v 1 Cho once she gets her core items. Zed is simply good against mages. And Lucian & Leona is simply stronger early game than Kog'maw and Vel'koz.

However, if Battle Cast is allowed to sub in some champions, they can send Cho'gath mid and perhaps Urgot top to negate some of PROJECT's early game advantage. Cho can deny Zed, and Urgot can poke down Fiora before she gets her items.

Late game, Battle Cast will flat out destroy PROJECT unless BC is extremely behind.

True. Very true. Except if it's just the 5 newest of each, Viktor will feed Zed fairly hard, I imagine. Skarner will be annoying all game long, but I imagine Lucian, Fiora, Zed, and Yi would get QSS's.

Battlecast has great late game, but PROJECT: might pubstomp them early game. Leona can save a ton of her cc for when Vel'Koz ults and stuff. I honestly feel like PROJECT: would win simply because of the extreme early game advantage, as well as devourer Yi.

DarthSpectrum2 votes

Zed is the bane of AP burst casters, but Viktor isn't so much of a pushover either. I play both champions myself, and although the lane favors Zed, it can go either way.

Viktor's poke is actually a lot stronger. E does full damage even going through minions, and has the same insane range as a W Q combo from Zed. At level 6, Zed can easily pick off Viktor if Viktor is not careful, but soon Viktor will begin to out scale Zed in terms of damage, and he can always get a Zhonyas. Viktor's Q alone will do around 2k full build.

Fiora doesn't win lane right away against Cho'gath. But after finishing Hydra and BT/BC though (or even just Hydra), she can just 100-0 him with her ultimate the moment Cho tries to farm out of turret range.

Only Cho has a strong early game on the side of BC. PROJECT can definitely snow ball the game if they get the gold onto Yi, Fiora, or Lucian. Nonetheless, although I love PROJECT and own all the skins, I would put my bet on Battle Cast.

Cho'gath can literally just W and Zed, Lucian, and Fiora suddenly becomes useless until the end of the duration. Yi is going to have to get through Skarner and Cho to get to Kog hitting them from >800 range back. Even if Yi can 100-0 Kog in 3 AAs, he is going to get stunned until he dies. (Especially since Vel, Cho, and Vik can chain their AOE CC together for a stun that almost rivals Dark Binding.)

Zed can also try to delete Kog, but he is going to suffer the same fate as Yi. If they both go, Viktor and Vel'Koz will start taking out Project's back line. Cho's feast and a Skarner Q and Titanic Hydra proc will 100-0 either Yi or Zed, while the remaining one will get CC locked.

My vote would have to be with BC just because how strong their CC chain and objective control are. If PROJECT can't end it early, they won't be able to rely on Baron or Dragon to help them.

Granted, if BC doesn't have their full team in a fight, they are kinda screwed against PROJECT. As I mentioned earlier, Fiora or Yi can both take on the entire BC line up if it is just a series of 1 v 1s or 1 v 2s.

Of course if Leona lands a perfect ultimate, the entire BC team will get deleted instantly. If Skarner and Cho engages too early and lives Kog by himself, it is a easy win for PROJECT as well.

Small Tiddies1 votes

When the battlecast champs get a real support. Velkoz item 3070

Sevetar15 votes

and then lucian gets a battlecast called : the Glorious Evo-lucian

runs away

Boxpencil2 votes

This is genius.

OyddAWqJ5r10 votes

Glorious*

Edit: You fixed it, noice.

GI Jho19 votes

I would have to turn myself in to the police if I did not upvote Bob Ross.

Ariel the Cruel4 votes

I can downvote it for you if you like.

GI Jho2 votes

I never wanted to downvote it.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

As you wish. http://i.imgur.com/64vGZe3.gif *(I really don't get the boards sometimes. apparently this Gif only shows when clicked.)

lightdragoon887 votes

AP Vs. AD.

Zmuecat5 votes

Feel like Battlecast would win. I also want it to win.

gubigubi3 votes

Come on riot make this. SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT, I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GOT!

junglerboy163 votes

Battlecast would win because they have the most balanced lineup and the more varied range of options.

Chogath/Urgot top Skarner/Chogath jungle Viktor/KogMaw/Xerath/Urgot mid KogMaw/Urgot ADC Velkoz support

Meanwhile PROJECT has:

MasterYi/Fiora/Yasuo top MasterYi/Zed jungle MasterYi/Fiora/Yasuo/Zed mid Lucian ADC Leona Support

Their team is basically going to be permanently gold starved and lacking enough frontline to deal with the battlecast lineup.

AChanceOfReign1 votes

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Battlecast would win because they have the most balanced lineup and the more varied range of options.

Chogath/Urgot top Skarner/Chogath jungle Viktor/KogMaw/Xerath/Urgot mid KogMaw/Urgot ADC Velkoz support

Meanwhile PROJECT has:

MasterYi/Fiora/Yasuo top MasterYi/Zed/Fiora jungle MasterYi/Fiora/Yasuo/Zed mid Lucian ADC Leona Support

Their team is basically going to be permanently gold starved and lacking enough frontline to deal with the battlecast lineup.

There I have fixed your mistake :)

junglerboy161 votes

Couldn't remember if the new Fiora could actually jungle anymore, considering her passive doesn't proc on monsters.

AChanceOfReign1 votes

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Couldn't remember if the new Fiora could actually jungle anymore, considering her passive doesn't proc on monsters.

Yeh her passive doesn't proc off of monsters but that isn't important. Her W is was makes hers a good against damage and her Q and E are pretty awesome for ganking. So yes she is strong in Jungle but you gotta be good with timing to get your W off at the right time for monsters AND CCs from your allies enemies when ganking.

The Loveless3 votes

Make it hexakill mode on the rift!

TOP: Chogath VS Fiora JUNGLE: Skarner VS MasterYi MID: Viktor + Urgot VS Yasuo + Zed BOT: KogMaw + Velkoz VS Lucian + Leona

Byakuya Kuchiki4 votes

Xerath is not happy

ApexInTheCircle3 votes

Shoulda made battlecast minions spawn on the side that brought in a battlecast skin.

aaronconlin2 votes

Only if it's Hexakill for 6v6 Chogath Top Urgot Top Viktor Mid Skarner Jungle Velkoz Support KogMaw ADC item 3070 Xerath item 3070

Yasuo Top Fiora Top Zed Mid MasterYi Jungle Leona Support Lucian ADC

Rikari2 votes

Yasuo item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070

THEATOMBOMB0351 votes

I can write this...I could...

NFOvlWU4cZ1 votes

What about TEAM PENTAKILL ? WHERE ARE THE HEAVY METAL FANS AT ?!

chipi991 votes

Vs team DJ ( if they ever make more skins)

EDM vs Metal

Hotlin3 Fling2 votes

Sona can't be on both teams, that's too op

Vincent Lucius1 votes

Imagine if two Sonas managed to land full team ults. The Rift danced like it had never danced before on that day. Not even Phreak could make a pun of such a glorious spectacle.

NFOvlWU4cZ1 votes

i like this idea XD

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