ALRIGHT GUYS, GIMME YOUR BEST PUNS FOR YOUR MAIN!!!

I'll go first...

: some people just take Malphite for granite. I mean, come on guys, he's a rock solid champ! Too be fair, he has been under a lot of pressure, trying to get to Diamond. He may be huge, but he's a pretty gneiss guy. Just make sure not to get him angry, because he won't take any of your schist. He likes classic, hard, and punk rock. He would act boulder, but being in front of a lot of people makes him petrified.