A poem about the simple needs of a top laner

When I call top first in blind pick Please, don't be a dick And autolock a tank Because, to be frank That is just immature Like making a joke about manure

If I am solo top, and the enemy jungler comes in for a gank Don't ping like crazy, because that just turns me into a crank I am well aware That the Lee Sin/Shaco/Udyr/Vi/Master Yi is there And should you decide to gank top as Shyvanna/Kennen/Teemo/Jax My minions, please do not tax

My movement speed is slow And I might be late to drag, just so y'all know But once I get Dead Man's Plate You will no longer have to wait

When trying to tank turrets and damage, I will do my best But if I die, give your flaming a rest Because no champ, no matter how tanky Can take on all the enemies' ulti(s)

My typical builds will be armour, health, AD/AD Depending on who the champion may be My autos aren't to great My abilities, my opponents often underestimate

The things I most despise Are top Teemo, Fizz, and Ryze For people who play them top are more trash Than a missed, short-ranged ult from Ashe

In regards to your top laner, please be considerate Before flaming get them, reconsider it For they can carry games too Even when they are 5/0/2 https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/53/28/93/532893003ae6bc8f176dbc4b930bf741.jpg