The greatest opening line in all of League of Legends lore...
"OK."
This profound statement has changed the lives of countless Shurimans. Books and scrolls have been made to honor this single piece of absolute, pure genius. Rammus was already a legend amongst the people of Shurima. But upon uttering this simple phrase, he became a god. And who is to deny the almighty power of Rammus? His rolls are blindingly fast, his armor nigh on impenetrable. His taunts are ghastly and daring, consisting of "OK," and "OK," and, of course, "OK." His ultimate shakes the very ground.
Rammus has taken on a horde of Noxian soldiers by himself, single-handedly conquered and destroyed a sorcerer's castle, and irradiated an enormous underground anthill that threatened the nearby farmland. His ways are mysterious, but obviously methodical and with purpose. May we all learn a lesson from our benevolent protector, to take life's challenges as they come, and just keep on rollin'.
Rammus is love. Rammus is life. http://orig12.deviantart.net/63f4/f/2014/122/c/3/deal_with_it__rammus__by_shadowraptor89-d7gurgv.jpg