What would a Champ drink at the bar?

NeptunesRevenge·8/24/2014, 1:00:55 AM·5 votes·2,388 views

Name a champion and what they would drink at the bar.

I'll start....

Nidalee would have a Bushwacker.

4 oz cream of coconut 2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur 1 oz Bacardi® black rum 1 oz creme de cacao 4 oz half-and-half vanilla ice cream 2 cups of ice

Blend it all up

35 Comments

Crazycatperson8/24/2014, 2:00:17 AM16 votes

Gragas would have everything.

Kanvell8/24/2014, 6:24:05 AM9 votes

Vladimir Blood Warwick Blood Teemo Liquefied shrooms KogMaw Anything Malphite Smashed wet rocks Nami Water Kayle Just ice Maokai Miracle Grow

Dankest of Meme8/24/2014, 7:01:18 PM5 votes

Chogath Would have the bartender

Cassaluna8/24/2014, 3:23:43 AM4 votes

Jinx's "drink" would be vodka gummy bears.

Diana Would be drinking a "Blue Moon" - 1 1/4 oz Tanqueray® malacca gin 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur 1 1/2 ozfresh sweet and sour mix 3 oz pineapple juice

Blitzcrank only prefers drinking a "Rusty Nail" - 1 1/2 oz Scotch whisky 1/2 oz Drambuie® Scotch whisky 1 twist lemon peel

Both Brand and Annie would be sharing a "Flaming Lamborghini" - 1 oz Kahlua 1 oz Sambuca 1 oz Blue Curacao 1 oz Bailey’s Irish Cream

Wheatloaf8/24/2014, 2:16:10 AM3 votes

Malzahar:

◾Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit. ◾Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V — Oh, that Santraginean seawater! Oh, those Santraginean fish! ◾Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost). ◾Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia. ◾Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic. ◾Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. ◾Sprinkle Zamphuor. ◾Add an olive. ◾Drink... but... very carefully...

Essilyn8/24/2014, 8:11:27 PM2 votes

They'd have a Graggy Lite of course.

Gypsyleeboy8/24/2014, 2:04:42 AM2 votes

TwistedFate Whiskey.

Hoi Im Temmo8/24/2014, 3:23:53 AM2 votes

DrMundo The blood of the innocents

QuASen Banz8/24/2014, 1:04:58 PM2 votes

Vladimir bloody Mary

Decrit8/25/2014, 11:13:42 AM2 votes

Mordekaiser 3/4 of Molten Metal and 1/4 of Caged Sorrowful Souls Dead plague rat on the top.

The Red Warden8/24/2014, 6:27:18 AM1 votes

Really not sure for Mordekaiser but it is gonna be heavy and metal

Rew7118/24/2014, 2:00:21 AM1 votes

a drink...item 3174

Flyntloch8/24/2014, 9:12:16 PM1 votes

Fizz - The Tears of the Troll pole.

In all seriousness

Fizz - Swedish Fish 1 oz Black Haus® blackberry schnapps 1 oz triple sec top with cranberry juice

Combine the Blackhaus and Triple Sec. Add Cranberry Juice until it tastes like a swedish fish candy.

Trylobyte8/25/2014, 4:02:55 AM1 votes

Gangplank would have rum. Obviously. Shyvana and Brand would want Blue Blazers. Or anything on fire, honestly. Lulu would go for the Green Fairy. Then immediately regret it. Viktor would have a Black Russian followed by a shot of motor oil. Fiora would opt for a French 75. Fizz would have, well, a Fizz cocktail. Syndra could go for a few highballs. She's not picky about which one. Volibear prefers Polar Bears. Ahri would, surprising nobody, go for the [censored]. Sion and Urgot are both down for a Zombie. Kayle doesn't drink much, but when she does she orders a Paradise. MonkeyKing enjoys the occasional Monkey Gland.

Kinjishi9/22/2014, 3:27:15 AM1 votes

TwistedFate He drinks a White Russian because the Fate abides.

Fishy Mango8/25/2014, 1:54:53 PM1 votes

I would like to think that Rammus would drink a standard Tom Collins.

Frostbutt8/28/2014, 5:39:18 AM1 votes

Mundo drinks what he pleases

Zukolo8/29/2014, 1:00:44 AM1 votes

Elise would drink blood. AB positive on a relaxing night. :)

Damaster007779/5/2014, 11:55:26 PM1 votes

Nautilus will just have some sea water, he's driving tonight. Soraka would like a banana daiquiri, and Malzahar wants straight, flavorless vodka. He doesn't do fruit.

Shadowchaser999/12/2014, 2:13:50 AM1 votes

Yasuo Sake or in english "Rice Wine"

exiledFromBadmen8/24/2014, 11:37:30 AM1 votes

Lissandra would go item 3174 :D

PentaWatt9/20/2014, 9:34:28 PM1 votes

Jinx Bar? What bar?