Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer game

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Game starts by asking a stupid question. The next poster will give a stupid answer and then ask another stupid question. I’ll start.

Which lane is mid?

53 Comments

Gruntoss4 votes

because purple taste. Why does Rito have a fist as the logo, not an actual Riot?

ploki1223 votes

Why does Lulu's MS buff even scale with AP when it's already a %MS buff?

EDIT: I guess I should've answered your, well mid lane is the lane in which you don't see Kassadin since he's still banned.

Willahelm Fulber3 votes

Because Rito doesn't Riot, they punch things.

Why is there an armoured bear in league of legends?

MarhsallLee675 votes

Because rito couldn't find any armored chickens.

Why is the jungle called the jungle if it looks like a forest?

foster40031 votes

because kittiesRengar are in it.

Why does Jax nor light people on fire when he hits them with a lamp?

Fishing Boat5 votes

Because it's an electric lamp.

Marthian1 votes

I really really want an armored chicken.

Another one.

Saberling3 votes

Because Zilean Zilean never gets his way.

Why cant Khazix Khazix and Rengar Rengar be friends?

Riotmoonstones9 votes

Because Rengar Rengar has a flea collar.

How does Nami Nami breathe when she's not cruisin' through the river?

ShadowCleave2122 votes

Riot wondered the same thing, that's why Nami can cast bubbles on herself.

How does Janna stay afloat?

Willahelm Fulber1 votes

By blowing you away.

Why aren't there enough Reds in this th(red)?

PurpleKingCrazy3 votes

Because Purple is the new thing. Kinda like me. Red is too bloody for everything.

Why does everyone like Gangplank more all of the sudden?

exiledFromBadmen1 votes

Because Draven Why is there so much Tristana ?

Rew7111 votes

Because Tristana rejected Teemo's love.

What would happen if Fizz decided to get a new pet hamster instead of a shark?

Wheatloaf1 votes

Better hope sharks can't get jealous.

Where do Malzahar 's voidlings come from?

RabbitLeader1 votes

They come from Kassadin and his random mood swings.

If Garen loves Lux , then why hasn't Katarina killed her yet?

PapaProne4 votes

Because Lux is too bright

Why is Rammus so vocal?

Hyrum Graff1 votes

Because Lux is too bright

Why is Rammus so vocal?

Because he's lonely.

Why doesn't Janna's ult charge Yasuo's passive when he stands in it?

jwf9991 votes

Becuse the wind stopped.

Why does Urgot always pubstomp?

Bourmegar1 votes

He cannot live without his Life support in team .

why can't Vladimir Drink from Aatrox 's Blood well?

Basìcally2 votes

Because it's AB

Why cantElise have more spiderlings? She is their queen...

Add Me After2 votes

They are to busy trying to find her a king...

Why can't item 2050 wander around own their own?

Bourmegar1 votes

well everyone forgot that they are radio-controlled so thewy won't move.

why do all winged Champions only fly a few inches above the ground?

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

Hmmmm.... Because... because... must...not...make...redbull...jokes...

Why did the minions cross the lanes?

Rew7112 votes

HOLD IT!! (This is not apart of the game but I just wanted to point out that... Garen and Lux are siblings.) CARRY ON!!

kusagari771 votes

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO THAT

Fishing Boat2 votes

Why isn't top "left" and bot "right"?

EMOFRATPARTY3 votes

Because there is only One Direction.

Why can't Gnar actually shred any gnar?

Old Man Teeto2 votes

His Roger is very jolly.

Why do people forget to put chronological order on and make this game super hard?

Zerglinator1 votes

Where do I get Vlad's pants?

Sedohr Mot4 votes

From his dresser.

When does Urgot Rengar Fiora come back?

Fishing Boat2 votes

When their cooldowns get really low and lose their mana costs. Duh.

Dorans Areola4 votes

Can't wait for rengo to lose his mana costs.

Cryonicity1 votes

from the same place Rammus gets his shell

where is Teemo ?

DI The Second1 votes

Draven, of course.

Why the heck item 1026 + item 1058 + some gold = item 3089?

The Lexer1 votes

Because it looks cool

XeroKimo1 votes

A fish

Why do people ban mobile champs likeTristana Kassadin Yasuo ?

BTW you might wanna switch to chronological view for this thread

Cryonicity1 votes

why cant Fizz swim? (he rides the shark/orca and still gets knocked up by Nami ult)

Gazbleu1 votes

Because complicated is the new meta.

Why when I ghost people can still see me?

Gazbleu1 votes

Because complicated is the new meta.

Why is it when I ghost people can still see me?

The Lexer1 votes

Because they have true sight. Duh.

Why do Ziggs' abilities not damage structures.

bzhen09151 votes

Because his hexplosives arent strong enough to make a dent on a structure

Why do they call the the Ancient Golem the blue? It's like brownish with a tint of green.

Lockenster1 votes

because they whoever put the golem there is colorblind

why is baron not nerf yet

iAniMalLzZ1 votes

why i ask smth ? X_x Janna

The5lacker1 votes

Hey, does this unique passive stack?

39516817DEL11 votes

Game starts by asking a stupid question. The next poster will give a stupid answer and then ask another stupid question. I’ll start.

Which lane is mid? The lane that's in the mid lane

Morvrannis1 votes

The lane to the left.

Which is cuter: a Teemo or a Gnar?

Sodaman641 votes

Because It's a constitutional monarchy.

How can Braum Stand Behind himself?

Damaster007771 votes

Well, they cross the lanes because Purple and Blue are in a gang war. Always tryin' to cap a foo' when some bitch-ass champion comes through and starts slaughtering everyone else. So yeah. Why are Dinger-danger's Heimerdinger turrets not lane turrets?

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