You have been drawn into battle with your favorite champs. The item that is currently to your left is your only weapon. What do you have to defend yourself with?
I have warmed over lasagna. I'm screwed unless Rengar is like Garfield and loves lasagna.
RiotSweet18 votesWelp, milk carton. Let's hope this kitty likes milk. 
MrBuffington6 votes : "Did I mention it's mating season?"
MrMilkManiac11 votesPass it off to me! My Gragas is deadly with a milk carton!
Ironclad Dragon13 votesA tall lamp.
MarhsallLee6713 votesI have a water bottle with no cap that's filled up about 1/3 of the way.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
ploki1221 votesMeanwhile, I have an empty perrier (aka mineral water)...
MarhsallLee672 votesPerrier is mineral water? Crap, I always thought it was a fancy type of beer.
ploki1222 votesWell, apparently Perrier Noir (or Mornen Noir) is a French wine grape, so ther eis a (maybe fancy) type of wine.
Otherwise, it's simple mineral water :P. You don't get much plainer than that.
HunterOrion9 votesA pen. I am now Jason Bourne...
EnvyDragon5 votesHey, it's mightier than a sword.
FluxBound4 votes
Pen or sword, the shield is the mightiest!
Cryonicity6 votesPercy Jackson has a pen sword just saying..
RiotAzmodius9 votesOh uhh.... at least there are two of them?
TheCowSaysMoo8 votesMirror = best counter to Draven i mean Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven
He looks into it and never looks away from the beauty he sees
Darius Plan me a wedding i think I'm in love
Kill me now please.
RiotRiot Baconhawk8 votesMY NOTEBOOK FULL OF ARCHAIC SYMBOLS ^____________^ (learning Korean!)
I AM RYZE, GET REKT STAB TABBY
RCIX1 votesWTF im learning korean too :O its like we're the same person!
RiotRiot Baconhawk5 votesokay tomorrow this space will be filled with a message to you in korean you need to read without cheating and using google translate. (You will be able to read it if you're first year. I promise)
나는 한국어를 못하는 :(
RCIX2 votesI've only been learning for several months and picked up pace just about a month ago, you may underestimate my noobishness =p
I may use endic.naver for definitions but i won't cheat with google translate! Inasmuch as something so inaccurate can be called cheating anyway, lol.
RiotRiot Stephiroth7 votes
doesn't stand a chance against Duck, the Destroyer of Easter Eggs. He is the fiercest warrior >:3
Riotmoonstones7 votesAn inflatable Poro. :3
Here, kitty, kitty.
Trylobyte7 votesMy desktop computer.
is gonna murder me... at Starcraft 2. I can't out-micro a guy with three arms.
Gandalf The Salt5 votesThe unseen stereo is the deadliest 
GunpowderGolem5 votes
Sir ArmaMalum4 votesA spare office chair, hmmmmm.
PREPARE TO BE......sat? Something tells me Renekton isn't going to be one for sitting, there's not even a hole for his tail!
-gulp-
Labcown4 votesA Backpack. I think I could take 
on.
NeptunesRevenge4 votesHopefully it is heavy with thick textbooks.
FluxBound14 votesor bibles and holy water
Meep Man4 votesA headset...
I don't know, maybe I could make 
go deaf or something? He has big ears.
ChickenWrap4 votesI will protect you.
With my biig foot.
Oh, no. Sorry, not the monster, the candy.
Oh, hah.. Not even the candy, just a wrapper!
Wullf4 voteshttp://s29.postimg.org/p1ys3242v/IMG_20140807_132249.jpg
What do I do now?
Lunermist3 votesI have 4 Central Processing units to my left...
Well... Yeah... 
LET THE CPU's FACE THE BLADES
Flintfall3 votesI Have a piano.
Draven's gonna see a whole new level of juggling.
air367233 votesFiora vs me and an AK-47.......although if she was real in the situation i'd rather take her to dinner and a movie lol
MarhsallLee675 votesWhy do you have an AK-47 right next to your computer?
ShadowCleave21215 votesLives in America.
MarhsallLee671 votesIt's illegal to own an AK-47 in America (and I'm pretty sure automatic weapons in general, but I could be wrong on that). The only places you see them are in real ghetto areas where gang violence is prevalent (such as Detroit).
air367232 votesits a semi auto variant hence legal to own but if you have a class 3 license you can own automatic weapons, my state however made them illegal unless owned before the law went into effect.
air367233 votesoh and i've owned it since before obama banned ak imports from russia....but since mines romanian it loopholes his ban lol
Shwah3 votesMy sisters very expensive graphics tablet.... No matter what I do someone would end up trying to beat me senseless.
Timx3 votesI've got a really heavy keyboard and some sheet music. I think I'm doomed.
bbbbates3 votesBills....
Can 
throw bills?
fruitloop10013 votesA garbage can with a banana peel in it.
Well maybe I can put it over 
's head and run like hell.
Skeem6893 votesNorton AntiVirus vs 
Hm.
ColonelSandrs1 votesI have a pocket knife that is bigger than my hand....
Thank you tractor supply and bring it 
Sir ArmaMalum4 voteswait wait wait......How is it a pocket knife then?
ColonelSandrs1 votesI have shorts that it fits in a pocket of
huehuehue
Tamsus8 votesI just thought you had very small hands. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/C89uOeDL9Gw/hqdefault.jpg
Ironclad Dragon1 votesI have to fight Cho'Gath, Gangplank, Garen, Hecarim, Nautilus, Nocturne, Thresh, Vel'Koz, Viktor, and Xerath.
All with my lamp.
Marthian5 votesJax approves.
