You have been drawn into battle with your favorite champs. The item that is currently to your left is your only weapon. What do you have to defend yourself with?
I have warmed over lasagna. I'm screwed unless Rengar is like Garfield and loves lasagna.
Welp, milk carton. Let's hope this kitty likes milk. 
I have a water bottle with no cap that's filled up about 1/3 of the way.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
A tall lamp.
A pen. I am now Jason Bourne...
Oh uhh.... at least there are two of them?
Mirror = best counter to Draven i mean Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven
He looks into it and never looks away from the beauty he sees
Darius Plan me a wedding i think I'm in love
Kill me now please.
MY NOTEBOOK FULL OF ARCHAIC SYMBOLS ^____________^ (learning Korean!)
I AM RYZE, GET REKT STAB TABBY
An inflatable Poro. :3
Here, kitty, kitty.
doesn't stand a chance against Duck, the Destroyer of Easter Eggs. He is the fiercest warrior >:3
My desktop computer.
is gonna murder me... at Starcraft 2. I can't out-micro a guy with three arms.
The unseen stereo is the deadliest 
A Backpack. I think I could take 
on.
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What do I do now?
I will protect you.
With my biig foot.
Oh, no. Sorry, not the monster, the candy.
Oh, hah.. Not even the candy, just a wrapper!
A spare office chair, hmmmmm.
PREPARE TO BE......sat? Something tells me Renekton isn't going to be one for sitting, there's not even a hole for his tail!
-gulp-
A headset...
I don't know, maybe I could make 
go deaf or something? He has big ears.
Norton AntiVirus vs 
Hm.
I have 4 Central Processing units to my left...
Well... Yeah... 
LET THE CPU's FACE THE BLADES
I Have a piano.
Draven's gonna see a whole new level of juggling.
Fiora vs me and an AK-47.......although if she was real in the situation i'd rather take her to dinner and a movie lol
My sisters very expensive graphics tablet.... No matter what I do someone would end up trying to beat me senseless.
I've got a really heavy keyboard and some sheet music. I think I'm doomed.
Bills....
Can 
throw bills?
A garbage can with a banana peel in it.
Well maybe I can put it over 
's head and run like hell.
I have to fight Cho'Gath, Gangplank, Garen, Hecarim, Nautilus, Nocturne, Thresh, Vel'Koz, Viktor, and Xerath.
All with my lamp.
I have a pocket knife that is bigger than my hand....
Thank you tractor supply and bring it 
