When they Underestimate the Urgod

A Superb Villain·Feb 20, 2017·73 votes·3,258 views

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32 Comments

Busty DemonessFeb 20, 201721 votes

The fact it pulled out a lightsaber concerned me more than the fact it's trying to invade the house.

OleandervineFeb 20, 201710 votes

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The fact it pulled out a lightsaber concerned me more than the fact it's trying to invade the house.

Except we all know the lightsaber is photoshopped. That's why it's more disturbing that this is a real life crab that has scaled the wall in a person's home.

Busty DemonessFeb 21, 20175 votes

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

Yes, I'm well aware of the lightsaber being photoshopped. That was part of the joke.

MelledoneusFeb 21, 201729 votes

You must be a serial killer. You killed that joke without hesitation.

TerozuFeb 21, 20172 votes

Yeah it's pretty common in some areas :b sorta like the foot long centipedes that get in people's shoes in Hawaii.

Death by GlamourFeb 21, 20172 votes

Well that's hawaii scored off my list of places to see

TerozuFeb 21, 20173 votes

Yep, that's why people living in Hawaii never just put their shoes on, they check inside them first, here's a picture https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/852/33852/108858.jpg they're called House Centipedes, they're not hostile, they just look for places to cool off, and what's cooler than a damp, dark, sweaty shoe? Also, they're not usually deadly, the only verifiable case would be a 7 year old girl in the Philippines.

AeszarckFeb 21, 20172 votes

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Yep, that's why people living in Hawaii never just put their shoes on, they check inside them first, here's a picture https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/852/33852/108858.jpg they're called House Centipedes, they're not hostile, they just look for places to cool off, and what's cooler than a damp, dark, sweaty shoe? Also, they're not usually deadly, the only verifiable case would be a 7 year old girl in the Philippines.

That's not a House Centipede where I'm from. These are House Centipedes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata I've seen pictures of the centipede in your picture in my bug encyclopedia. That has all the looks of a Vietnamese Centipede, which eats small mammals, large insects, and small birds.

TerozuFeb 21, 20171 votes

House Centipede us the casual name, because they show up in people's houses all the time, it is actually a cousin of the Vietnamese Centipede, but it's native to Hawaii :b

IceKingChernobogFeb 21, 20174 votes

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Yep, that's why people living in Hawaii never just put their shoes on, they check inside them first, here's a picture https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/852/33852/108858.jpg they're called House Centipedes, they're not hostile, they just look for places to cool off, and what's cooler than a damp, dark, sweaty shoe? Also, they're not usually deadly, the only verifiable case would be a 7 year old girl in the Philippines.

Note to self, hawaii is australia 2.0

OleandervineFeb 21, 20173 votes