Who would win?

Our lord and master, the mighty dictates thus :

Thou shalt not burst a full health target unless you are more well fed than the poro king.

Thee might even fail to burst a non full health target, thus decree's the mighty .

Lmao, I'll never look at Hexdrinker the same again.

Like itemization matters in 2k17 lul

Ah yes, now the 0/5 Zed can 1v1 me. Perfect.

What makes it even worse now is you can double up on weird orange toothpicks with runes. All hail weird orange toothpicks.

weeps in the distance.

The answer is, of course, Chuck Norris.

Bish, pls. GTFO with your trick questions.

Don't forget about this though.

https://i.gyazo.com/5a983a865c1619c917e90cfb8e6f1b01.png

Meanwhile, the AD version:

https://i.redd.it/6800eky1ndsz.jpg

What does the weird orange toothpick do beside give Taliyah some Attack damage and MR?

you’ll nevar swindle me out of my hard earned green essence

Meanwhile, is shaking his fist.

Reworked Hexdrinker is a pure counter to Heimer - shield swallows all charged beams, and then Heimer can only piu-piu enemy.

Good meme.

Who would win, Zed or any champion that bought zhonya's?

Fiddle is a burst champion? Since when?

the saddest part is that it is true [sg-soraka]

I see an azir and cass in there :l

this guy would win

now do it again with against [sg-kiko]