Vlad has a horrible design

Bottom Laner··81 votes·3,778 views

He's obviously a vampire who likes blood, but he doesn't build item 3072 or item 3174. What's next Riot? A helicopter that gets faster with boots?!

35 Comments

Over Innsmouth45 votes

Upvoted for visibility. Riot really needs to change Vladimir into what he's always meant to have been: an autoattacking sustain mage who heals his allies with his kind ketchup magic.

Please save Vlad.

#makevladgreatforonce

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

You sure you don't want to kill everybody with their own blood while you laugh maniacally whilst drinking said blood to get stronger?

Because I think that is the fantasy of most Vlad mains.

Over Innsmouth4 votes

As a Vlad main, I can confirm that what Vlad players really want is ADC Soraka with ketchup because censorship.

Bottom Laner12 votes

Explains why people keep feeding him. They always seem to be salty and play like a potato. Now I know their true desires are to be fries.

Velzard of Koz1 votes

Actually design of melee vlad who tears wounds of his enemies with claws and this way allows himself to drain the lifeforce out of the wounds would fit, wouldn't it.

Phyuq Yiu1 votes

Kinda sounds like warwick

VoidMaster 881 votes

Pray2Harambe4Vladitem 3070

Kitty Darkstar21 votes

I'm gonna need to point this out so no one else has to

Vlad isn't a vampire. Some of his skins might be though. He's a hemomage.

Bottom Laner8 votes

Of course he's a vampire. Why else would he love blood? http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/925/494/218.png_large

The Aqualious1 votes

He's just a guy that likes to much punch

Velzard of Koz5 votes

Periodmage

TeCoolMage1 votes

No, that makes him A Hemophiliac

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

well all know vlad cant have real blood tencent said it was cherry kool-aid Kappa

LordForrest1 votes

uh, I think the term you are looking for is Hemomancer. If you want to use mage, I would say Blood Mage. I just don't like using Blood Mage because people get the wrong ideaand they think of Blood Mages who use their own blood to cast spells for cheaper or stronger. Instead of actual blood manipulation. Or if the person you are explaining him to is in to Avatar, just say he is a bloodbender, just a more mature badass version of it.

Kitty Darkstar3 votes

Yeah, I couldn't remember the term and Hemomancer sounds right....

But Huck knows well what he is, he's just trolling.

The Ender Cobra16 votes

Hecarim Hecacopter that gets faster with boots? http://i.memecaptain.com/gend_images/j7LrAg.png

EvilUnicornLord13 votes

[{quoted}](name=Huck Me Farder,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ybaYoyEz,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-11-04T22:13:47.451+0000) What's next Riot? A helicopter that gets faster with boots?!

Corki: ...

ShovelShepherd5 votes

"He doesn't drive a helicopter, it's a ROFLCOPTER! This is clearly explained in his lore!" the lowly player said sarcastically. EDIT: It might have been one of the tips (please don't hurt me)

Votable Jester2 votes

lol my initial thought was of Hecarim xD

Zepper2 votes

Hecarim is a helicopter?

Votable Jester3 votes

Have you never played URF?

l Helios l13 votes

What's next Riot? A helicopter that gets faster with boots?!

Don't be ridiculous! That would never...

Corki

Oleandervine6 votes

Remember Hama from the Avatar episode "The Puppet Master?" https://53rg10.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/avatar48-03.jpg Vlad does shit like that. Except he doesn't leave the blood in the body.

TheCharmingCharm2 votes

What's next Riot? A helicopter that gets faster with boots?!

Corki

CrazyBear19872 votes

We need a new Vampire...A REAL VAMPIRE, Vlad is just a poser XD

Shame this is in Meme section

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

ZT Xperimentor2 votes

Never read his lore huh?

Valexfor2 votes

It's a conspiracy! Like marksman buildin fucking item 1038, why the hell would you buy a sword when you're firing a fucking gun, uh?!?!

Kar98k1 votes

he's not vampire at all, just a blood mage...what a boring champ....lol rito

Saphixia1 votes

No Annie first blood jokes on a Vladimir post??? I can fix that

invisiblecat11 votes

Or flying champions that step on traps

TheGoomyGamer3 votes

COUGHAurelionSol COUGH

FofaoCosmico1 votes

[zombie-nunu-bummed]

The Letter H1 votes

What's next Riot? A helicopter that gets faster with boots?!

Lima Oscar Lima!

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