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TheSlogs63 votes

Ahri : I have to sell my item 1056 . I bought it for 400. Does 250 sound fair? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YU5WlswUNEM/U6DX0tQJnUI/AAAAAAAAR2A/o4YfO8--aXM/s1600/redshop.jpg : Best I can do is 160.

ShinobisDemon7 votes

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Ahri : I have to sell my item 1056 . I bought it for 400. Does 250 sound fair? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YU5WlswUNEM/U6DX0tQJnUI/AAAAAAAAR2A/o4YfO8--aXM/s1600/redshop.jpg : Best I can do is 160.

10 dollars take it or leave it

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

Sorry for my noobieness, but I seriously don't get this.....

ChaosThief1 votes

Doran's ring you can buy for 400 gold; selling it back to him he only gives you 160 gold.

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

Ah. And the 250 is just A random number?

ChaosThief1 votes

Most likely yes; it shows how cheap the shopkeeper is I suppose.

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

Ah, Well Thanks.

Decrit1 votes

It' s because usually selling items has a return sell value of around 40% if i remember correctly, but the Doran' s items sell for less ( and it' s intended to be so).

MavenSong42 votes

Sona Hmmm... i'll take one of your item 3108 ... yes that'll do... and a item 3158 .

Has anyone ever figured out we can only use 1 still? Seems an odd marketing strategy... lets see and also...

WAIT

Is that... is that a Mana Potion?..

http://i.imgur.com/lhjhbB9.gif?noredirect

PhoenixOfHeaven9 votes

And no mention that Sona is now talking?

MavenSong4 votes

how do you know it isnt sign language or her own thoughts?

Beached Manatee3 votes

The shopkeeper doesn't have access to either.

MavenSong4 votes

Where does it say he doesnt?

PhoenixOfHeaven2 votes

Let's be honest: Sign Language is far too time consuming when he has 4 other champions he has to serve. He wouldn't learn an entirely new language just to sell to one person.

Speaking of which.... RekSai Bard How does he give things to these two? I mean, I get Bard could use Morse Code. But Reksy?

hoes and bows4 votes

Rek'sai probably just takes whatever she wants and leaves the money later, I wouldn't recommend arguing with an extremely strong void beast.

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

And Reksy now understand the currency system? When she, literally, lives inside a hole?

It Hertz When IP9 votes

Plot twist: she doesn't take the gold in game and has been leaving little bits of dead minions and champions as payment. No one has confronted her about this yet.

rtbf2256182411 votes

She can use telepathy.

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

Does she seriously have that? Is that how the Summoner hears her?

rtbf2256182411 votes

Yes.

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

Ah. Well. I guess that makes sense. Then how come I cant hear her when i'm ADC, and she's my support? :p

rtbf2256182411 votes

Well..you can always call the Summoner..

Blue Moon Wolf33 votes

MonkeyKing: ooh, can I have one of those mana potions?

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140705051214/leagueoflegends/images/thumb/a/a1/Red_Team_Shopkeeper.jpg/207px-Red_Team_Shopkeeper.jpg :SECURITY!

Fountain lazor charges

MonkeyKing: Okay, nvm. I'll just take my item 3077 and be on my way .__.

hoes and bows23 votes

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/sites/default/files/styles/scale_xlarge/public/upload/league-of-legends-debonair_galio_1920.jpg?itok=q51W3KNn "psst kid heard you were looking for a potion, I think I can help you with that, if you do me a certain favor"

Blue Moon Wolf7 votes

MonkeyKing: OH BOY :D MasterYi: WUKONG! What did I tell you about making deals with guys who may or may not be in league with the mob? MonkeyKing: aww :(

XeroKimo12 votes

Lucian - "Certainly"

And so Hired gun Lucian was born

For those who don't know, Hired gun Lucian's back animation pulls out a blue and red pot

Velzard of Koz4 votes

,,if you do me..."

I stopped right there... oh my filthy mind...

2kool4u2k927 votes

"you never know who"...I mean we know who it wont be *looks at Nunu Galio Yorick Urgot *

TheSlogs19 votes

What, are those Dota Characters? I have never seen them before.

President Swa1n3 votes

I believe you are correct and the second one is almost certainly named gallium

Ackelope7 votes

Gallium? That's a metal with a notably low melting point. I believe what you're referring to is actually named Galley,

Saphixia6 votes

Galley? That is a historical ship design, now not in use. I believe what you're referring to is actually named Gallery.

Nik Nikerson5 votes

Gallery? That's a room or building used to display or sell works of art. I believe what you're referring to is actually named Galileo.

doombotMECHA5 votes

why do we always end up here?

ChaosThief5 votes

Because galio is just that mysterious.

Pierce The Veal4 votes

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Gallery? That's a room or building used to display or sell works of art. I believe what you're referring to is actually named Galileo.

Galileo is an astronomer. I think the name you're lookig for is "Gallows."

Electro5224 votes

No, no, no. Gallows is a structure used for public executions by hanging.

Surely the name your looking for is Gallon.

Best In Edmonton2 votes

Gallon? That's a unit of volume for liquid measure equal to four quarts.

I believe the word you're looking for is Galactic.

Decrit2 votes

My kind sir or madame, i am afraid that something Galactic is a thing that deals with space and comes from it, while this is factually an earthen thing.

I believe that what you meant is "Garlic".

President Swa1n2 votes

If I am not mistaken, garlic is a vegetable used in many recipes. Rethinking, I believe the word is 'Gandalf'

4th Chiming Lamb4 votes

Isn't that second one the URF and OFA specific character? I like how Riot made a champion exclusively for RGMs, but they could have said ANYTHING about it. We had to basically find him on our own.

Skelenth7 votes

He isn't even there for 6 seasons yet. We had Teemo's grandpa before

Azteryz6 votes

LeeSin how much can you give for this carton of milk

Shopkeeper: let me get a guy to look at this

mikemcparty4 votes

I have a buddy who is an expert on cartons of milk.

Velzard of Koz3 votes

One thing I've learnt after 6 Seasons - you never know which item will get removed as illegal addictive drug next. RIP my profits from Mana Potions.

Asudurga2 votes

Garen One item 1054, please!

Shopkeeper: Ugh, fine, here!

Garen Now... give me another!

Shopkeeper: I'm coming Bob...

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