58 Comments

TheSlogs8/20/2016, 11:39:54 PM63 votes

Ahri : I have to sell my item 1056 . I bought it for 400. Does 250 sound fair? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YU5WlswUNEM/U6DX0tQJnUI/AAAAAAAAR2A/o4YfO8--aXM/s1600/redshop.jpg : Best I can do is 160.

MavenSong8/20/2016, 9:07:45 PM42 votes

Sona Hmmm... i'll take one of your item 3108 ... yes that'll do... and a item 3158 .

Has anyone ever figured out we can only use 1 still? Seems an odd marketing strategy... lets see and also...

WAIT

Is that... is that a Mana Potion?..

http://i.imgur.com/lhjhbB9.gif?noredirect

Blue Moon Wolf8/20/2016, 10:12:49 PM33 votes

MonkeyKing: ooh, can I have one of those mana potions?

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140705051214/leagueoflegends/images/thumb/a/a1/Red_Team_Shopkeeper.jpg/207px-Red_Team_Shopkeeper.jpg :SECURITY!

Fountain lazor charges

MonkeyKing: Okay, nvm. I'll just take my item 3077 and be on my way .__.

2kool4u2k98/20/2016, 10:53:35 PM27 votes

"you never know who"...I mean we know who it wont be *looks at Nunu Galio Yorick Urgot *

Skelenth8/20/2016, 10:17:01 PM7 votes

He isn't even there for 6 seasons yet. We had Teemo's grandpa before

Azteryz8/21/2016, 3:26:13 AM6 votes

LeeSin how much can you give for this carton of milk

Shopkeeper: let me get a guy to look at this

Velzard of Koz8/21/2016, 11:14:24 AM3 votes

One thing I've learnt after 6 Seasons - you never know which item will get removed as illegal addictive drug next. RIP my profits from Mana Potions.

Asudurga8/21/2016, 5:45:36 AM2 votes

Garen One item 1054, please!

Shopkeeper: Ugh, fine, here!

Garen Now... give me another!

Shopkeeper: I'm coming Bob...