https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/234020779296030721/299245783616585730/image.jpg To protect my girl from devastation To unite the Vastaya against the Noxian nation To denounce the evils of human control To escape the reach of the magical toll Rakan Xayah Team Vastaya gets doubles at the speed of light Surrender now or prepare to fight! Rengar! That's right! ######inb4 their lore basically overrights this -_-
RiotRiot Brightmoon66 votesLOL I'm printing this up and putting it on the wall :)
Ariel the Cruel23 votesLOL I'm printing this up and putting it on the wall :)
"The wall?" Not just any 'ol wall, but the wall!? Now that's an accolade! XD
Velzard of Koz14 votesBehold.
THE wall.
Built by first Freljordians.
Constructed by Braum the Builder.
Enchanted by Yordles.
To protect from invasion of trolls.
Rised in case the Watchers would return, riding their giant spiders, bringing the Long Night with them.
crippler381 votesPaid for by Noxus.
Bottom Laner15 votesgasp the wall?!?!?
SatariTGS2 votesyes, **THE **wall!
FlashnFuse9 votespics or it didn't happen
PaladinNO5 votes
VasilisGreen3 votes+1 For Game of Trones!!!
Ariel the Cruel9 votes[Rakan] {Xayah] 
Team "bird brain" complete.
[Valor]
Terozu2 votesYou have 3 mids and no jg...
PureSilvrr3 votesSwain Top Xayah Jg Anivia Mid Azir Apc Rakan Support.
Velzard of Koz2 votesJust enough to catch avian flu.
Ariel the Cruel2 votesSwain jungle. Azir top. Tanknivia mid.
Problem solved. ;p
AlienPrimate1 votesAs someone who has tried Swain jungle, I can tell you that his clear speed is so horrid that it will never work. If I remember correctly, I was level 4 when my bottom lane was level 7.
WarlordTim2 votesQuinn Jungle, then?
Fondling Gems1 votesYou just weren't building AD swain. (Pretty sure his E still boosts aa dmg)
Big Lincoln8 votesi hope we get a champ who hates vastaya as much as I do
Angrychickén8 votesayyyyyyy, the salty guy, there is another person like you, try talking with him, it'll make you feel better.
Big Lincoln4 votesit would be good for the lore though, i'm speaking purely through story interest
Angrychickén3 votesI'm sure, just like takethedraw walked into that Cassiopeia at level two "on accident"
Stars Shaper6 votesGo 
!
Go... 
I guess?
Petrablaze3 votes
would be more appropriate
ImTheSideKick3 votes
is more of the pokemon type
Velzard of Koz3 votesThey are specifically reffering to Ekans and Koffing, who were main pokémon of Jessie and James. Ekans - Snake - Cass Koffing - Toxic Gasmaker - Singed
Sexualsaurus6 votesQuick 
use volt tackle!
Lux Is Mai Waifu4 votesstop encouraging this furry pandering shit
Tribbles Foxfolk3 votes100% approve. Still know Rocket's intro by heart. Take my upvote.
midnight oil243 votesYEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
xWaters2 votesOk that was hands down the best thing I've read on these boards. Congrats friend. This brought back so many memories of watching Pokémon :)
Serophous2 votesOh thank god
I was expecting a Twilight movie ref
Take my upvote
Salson1 votesOf all the places the challenge Noxus. Well guess 
gets to execute poor furryes.
Ariel the Cruel8 votesWouldn't it be "furries?"
Also, I'm pretty sure there's nothing "poor" when Draven is involved. ;p
crippler383 votesBest way to die obviously.
Ariel the Cruel4 votesWhen you gotta die, do it with style. XD
VoidStaresBack1 votesRakan would approve.
crippler387 votesOh imagine Rakan with Draven in lane
They have to stand aside before my awesomeness.
(Rakan) They have to gather for my show!
the two men glare at one another stylishly before deciding to just do both and murdering the entire enemy team with stylish dancing, jumping, and throwing. They are now best friends to this day.
M00nKryzalid8244 votesBest short story ever You have my upvote. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
crippler381 votesOh god I can imagine them both bowing together hearing that now.
M00nKryzalid8244 votes[slayer-jinx-wink] yeah :D
Baron of Bread1 votesIn their reveal page there is a short little bit of story in which they kill an Ionian soldier. Not sure Noxus is the ones these folk are after.
garren91 votesI'm a spiritual lyrical miracle individual
